American

A person who eats corndogs and rides eagles.

Me: "Yo, you're an American?"
The Eagle behind the stranger: "CAW CAAAWW"

by That wee lad October 15, 2019

American

They're like a Simpson show

The father's bald , fat and dumb looking And the last thing he will take care of is his brat son Bart.

guy1: What do you think of American's
guy2: They're like a Simpson's show.

by Bear-3 August 18, 2019

American

To fuck your cousin while a big ass truck with a nice ass cold beer in one hand with a shotgun in the other

Cousin: What race are you?

Me: American bitch now come suck on this white dick

by Cousin Fucker 24/7 March 7, 2018

American

The only type of people you can't make racist jokes about, people will laugh along with you on racist black jokes, asian jokes(etc)

Person A: makes slightly offensive American joke
Everyone: so.. you have chosen death

by mynameisirrevelant February 20, 2020

American

(Pejorative): A clinically obese person

P1: "Jimmy look, an American!"
P2: "HAHAHAHAHA"

by You're Mome January 12, 2021

American

some fat kid that always eats when i talk to him, when i play with him he shouts and screams and blames his shit on other people, god dam, i hate americans.

American: HEY BRO11!!111!1 WANT TO PALY PORTFTINE?!?!?!

Me: No, This game is trash.

American: DUDE PLEASE WHY ARE YOU SO RETARD OMG MAN OMG *eats*

by yehojo May 1, 2021

American

some fat kid that always eats when i talk to him, when i play with him he shouts and screams and blames his shit on other people, god dam, i hate americans.

American: HEY BRO11!!111!1 WANT TO PALY PORTFTINE?!?!?!

Me: No, This game is trash.

American: DUDE PLEASE WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED? OMG MAN OMG *eats*

by yehojo May 1, 2021