Alyssa

A fucking dumbass that doesn’t sleep at all and likes to bite people

Also addicted to black tar heroin
“Ow you fucking dumbass why’d you bite me”

Alyssa - I’m sorry I didn’t mean to it’s the heroin
by danica420420 October 12, 2020
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Alyssa is one of the most beautifula and nice people you’ll ever meet in your life.She is always there for you no matter what and if she’s there for you your better off being there for her bc her muscles are huge and shell beat you up.And if you get to be bestfriends like I am with here then you’ll have names bc Alyssa is my Poohbear💙💙
Oh hey Alyssa you are so cute today,well actually you look stunning everyday.
by Noble the goat January 21, 2019
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A girl who is an amazing friend, will always be there for you, if you aren’t your man, she’ll steal him. She’s very funny, sweet, caring, kind, and a bad bitch. If you ever become besties with an alyssa, Damn. You’re blessed my friend
Guy 1: DAMN. Did you see alyssa walk by? She’s the nicest girl in school!
Guy 2: what did you say man? I was to busy staring at alyssa
by IAMBESTIESWITHANALYSSA:) February 25, 2019
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A furry who will deny it, but it’s okay. We support her. Is also an American and is Lisbon.
Omg did you hear about Alyssa? She’s American!
by Marica273 September 22, 2021
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Alyssa is a very beautiful and young girl. If you ever meet a Alyssa you are very lucky, She is always happy and is always there to cheer you up. Alyssa is crazy talented and she also plays many sports. But sometimes she can get really annoying and boring just like an orange:). She always makes jokes about the jojo Siwa and makes me laugh so much.
If you ever meet a Alyssa you are very lucky!
by Carolina liner February 13, 2019
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This girl is amazing and a joy to be around. She will make friends very easily but will have troubles between who's her real friends. Her smile lights up the room and she has gorgeous brown eyes and brown hair. She will struggle with finding the right man. Also very self conscious and cares about what others think of her but she doesn't show it. She stands up for her friends and family and trys to make everyone happy. If you have a friend named Alyssa you are one lucky person to have such a loyal and honest friend.
by Marylenn Hisenburg November 01, 2018
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She is the most wicked awesome girl you'll ever meet. Her enneagram number is 3 for sure. Her lookalike animal is a panda, and she loves climbing trees. She is a true Gryffindor.

Alyssa, I love you! You are the greatest.

Love, your friend Maggles
"Alyssa, Alyssa. Why you eating those branches? You panda."
by BarfKnuckles February 21, 2021
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