Alaskan Pipe Bomb

when someone uses an Alaskan pipeline for too long and the shit becomes soft and the condom broke due to temperature change and it explodes while in use in the persons butt

kyle used and Alaskan pipeline for too long and than it became an Alaskan pipe bomb

by splo0gier April 17, 2011

alaskan thunderfuck

insanely high quality marijuana with orange and clusters of white thc strands. also is covered in crystals, is very light green, and smells like heaven. without a doubt some of the planets best shit. just a handful of hits will do you in. it only takes 1 to get blown though

The second I walk into the crib im handed the bowl and ask if its the good shit and his reply is hell yea that alaskan thunderfuck. Itll get you gone bro.

by luckynumber4 February 13, 2008

Alaskank

a sluty, nasty, fealthy female that resides in the state of Alaska.

Shew!!!, did you smell that Alaskank, as she walked by??

by Paul Lunsford March 29, 2004

Alaskan Candybar

(a) A person fills their mouth with ice and lets it cool down for a minute or two. They then remove the ice and proceed to give a man a blow job.

(b) After you take a poop/shit you determine if one of the turds resembles a candy bar (it must be close in width and length to a average candy bar). You remove the turd and place it in a freezer. At some point later, you can offer it to a 'friend' and sell it off as a frozen candy bar.
This is very tricky, but the payoff is priceless.

Depending on the situation, you basically don't want to ever ask for an 'Alaskan Candybar' because you wouldn't be sure what you're going to get.

Guy: "Hey girl, would you mind hitting me up with an 'Alaskan Candybar'?"
Girl: "You're disgusting!"
Guy: "Ohh... no way sweetie, I was just looking for a B.J. not a turd candybar"

by PanamaMN June 5, 2008

Alaska's crystal meth capital

Wasilla, a small community north of Anchorage, formerly mayored by 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin.

"I can't believe they charged me for my rape kit after that meth head held me at knifepoint. It's no wonder Wasilla is Alaska's crystal meth capital."

by saneremu October 30, 2008

alaskan thunderfuck

Some of the best weed in the world. VERY rare.

Man I'd pay $70 for an eighth of Alaskan Thunderfuck, that's some of that one hit quit bud.

by I Smoke Dank Buds April 18, 2006

alaskan flashbang

Whilst in the midst of a sexual act (blow job, sex, handjob, anal etc) you aim your load as you are about to come into a the girl's eyes and firing off into them temporarily blinding her. Whilst she is blinded you cup your hands and slap either side of her ears to give her the ear 'pop' thus deafening her and blinding her for a short period of time as would a normal flashbang

"Will did not want to stay over so he gave her an alaskan flashbang and got his clothes and got out of there while she was looking for him"

by Gman494423 September 13, 2011