afterfuck

The aroma one has after recently engaging in sexual activity. Usually the scent of sweaty balls, ass and vagina.

Note: Your partner may enjoy this smell. Your co-workers do not.

Jay - Hey Onya...Why are you so late to work?

Onya - Oh I was busy...

Jay - Ew..wha...What is that smell. You smell like sex...No. You smell like afterfuck!

Onya - Okay...So like I said...I was BUSY!

by dirtynap January 11, 2008

Squirt Cork After Burst

See squirt cork. The Squirt Cork After Burst occurs several hours after the initial release of the compacted turd. The after burst is the unanticipated, unexpected follow up liquid bowel blast that continues the assplosion after the initial release from the earlier squirt cork.

Leroy finally worked out the squirt cork that had been blocking him up and holding liquid feces in his bowels for days. After exploding diarrhea on the toilet for an hour, he thought he was finished. Four hours later, his brow started sweating and gut started wrenching. He immediately ran to the rest room and exploded a wet, soupy mess in the toilet with a Squirt Cork After Burst.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2009

aftersex farts

When the sex is so good that you fart really loud after.... and no it's not a queef.

My girlfriend and I had such good sex that my aftersex farts were heard by the neighbors.

by 2hot4you December 10, 2013

After Jizz

The seamen that squirts out of your dick a couple minutes after you get done masturbating.

After I got done masturbating, I was walking to the gas station and had a major case of after jizz.

by Craptastic3000 March 21, 2011

Afterburn

The fiery sensation you feel on your anus after taking a potent shit; usually occurs after eating some sort of exotic food.

Deezam son, this afterburn is killing me. I shouldn't have eaten those burritos.

by the $cuN>| December 24, 2008

after awhile crocodile

Another way to say good-bye.

Usually used after someone says "See you later alligator".

Friend: See you later alligator!
You: After awhile crocodile!

by shannon elizabeth June 10, 2005

after-bake

after you smoked weed and you aren't baked anymore, the feeling of relaxation and comfort that lingers after.

i'm enjoying a good after-bake even though i smoked like an hour ago

by thefern April 22, 2009