Abbey

a fucking furry ass who will gaslight you into believing she was never a furry to begin with, basic blonde bitch, annoying as fuck who thinks being dumb is cute, lowkey retarded and obnoxious, thinks she's hot but is actual dog shit, lives online and flirts with overaged men all day via discord.

Guy 1: See that girl over there?

Guy 2: Aw hell nah man that's Abbey
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Guy 1: Do you know Abbey?
Guy 2: Oh, that girl everyone pretends to like but secretly hates?

Guy 1: Yeah, i hate that bitch

by spidertard July 3, 2023

Abbey wreck

A discusting strip off land in Wimbledon where teens go light fireworks, smoke and drink on top of abandoned building

Person: did you here people are going to abbey wreck

Person 2: yes they are probably going to go and climb on top of the building to do illegal activities

by Smeg sandwich January 18, 2021

Abbey Jo

She is the cutest, funniest girl you will ever meet. If you get an Abbey Jo in your life, you might as well be the luckiest person alive. Never let go of this amazing girl.

Abbey Jo is the cutest girl I’ve ever seen.

by Soccer 6! November 30, 2021

Barking abbey school girl

A girl with big batty and front which gives head to boys to beat her high score these girls usually learn to give head by using brain licker.

Barking abbey school girl sumaiyah gave head to all the boys in year 9 and she saw it as an achievement.

by W.a.s.d. October 16, 2019

abbey russell

an amazing, kind, gorgeous, sporty, smart girl. she really wants a boyfriend who is taller than her and will hug her tightly. she is so rare and amazing once you find her never let her go.

"wow i wish i had an abbey russell as a friend!"

by one day you'll find me July 13, 2018

brownton abbey

When you shit the pool or hot tub and become the only citizen.

I wouldn't enter Brownton Abbey unless applying for citizenship.

by Savoy83 December 20, 2016

Abbey

A person you would have the best slow burn with, she’s incredibly smart but a little bonkers but that’s something we love. Her favourite colour is green but a couple years ago it used to be yellow, the colour faded like her emotion. Truth is abbey isn’t a 13 year old who loves yellow she’s 15 who’s starting to find the world on her own and seeing things for how they are. Green. She also loves one direction.

Harry: Abbey, are you okay?
Abbey: no.

Harry:😝 oh!

by Cutiegirl8 November 2, 2022