trouser globes

the slang word for testicles.
from the testicles being round or oval and being contained in a hairy sack in your trousers.
originated by an aussie and his thought processes

you beaut' hairy trouser globes!
OR i got itchy trouser globes

by Martin thurston espreston esquire jean claude van elstan September 6, 2006

trouser gouda

Another term for nob cheese

Mate, have a shower—I can smell your trouser gouda from here

by mr happy pun guy July 30, 2019

shiny-trousered

Pej. - Describing a bald ponce with a penchant for camp clothing.

Big gay Jon is a shiny-trousered gimp.

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

Trouser Trout

A penis..a dick..a cock.

It's girls night out..the ladies & I are going fishing for trouser trout. Strictly "catch&release" NO KEEPERS! 🤣

by ItsMe78 August 3, 2023

Bommy trousers

When the trousers are so embarrassing that it makes you feel uncomfortable and cringe, some examples may include jeans with buttons on the back pockets, dungarees - the old fashioned type (also known as overalls), cords (corduroy trousers), trousers with plastic buttons instead of metal buttons.

“Look at Credence’s trousers it’s making me feel uncomfortable and cringe I can’t believe he’s wearing jeans with buttons on the pockets” exclaimed Wilbur

“ I know right they are totally bommy trousers !!” Agreed Chika

by John you June 6, 2023

Trouser Chili

Pushing out a wet fart while at the urinal... noticing shit in your underwear a few hours later. Trouser chili!

Dude, you better check your drawers for trouser chili after that wet dart you let fly!

by Dangerous Danny May 23, 2018

Trouser burrito

A more solid former of trouser chilli.

The little boy had a rather larger trouser burrito in his jeans.

by Gustercat January 1, 2017