Kaspersky : DING! Your computer has viruses!
Norton : DING! Your computer is infected!
Spybot : DING! Your computer has spywares!
McAfee : DING! Your computer has Trojans!
Ad-Aware : DING! Your computer has adwares!
You : Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware! Screw this, I'm getting Windows 7.
Norton : DING! Your computer is infected!
Spybot : DING! Your computer has spywares!
McAfee : DING! Your computer has Trojans!
Ad-Aware : DING! Your computer has adwares!
You : Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware! Screw this, I'm getting Windows 7.
by Prodo123 March 7, 2010
Get the Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adwaremug. a very good condom that feels as if there is nothing there while having anal or vaginal sex with your B@b!
"hold on baby i'll be right back, i have to go get my TROJAN HER PLEASURE LUBRICATED CONDOM before we have hard rough sex"
by pusssssyluvvver April 14, 2010
Get the trojan her pleasure lubricated condommug. Cheerleaders here are heard working ALTHELES. They are the best around and everyone wants to be part of their team. When you hear Trojans you think imediatly of Champians and awards. THEY'RE AWESOME.
"Who do you cheer for?"
"Oak Ridge Trojans"
*Respectful Silence*
GO OAK RIDGE HIGH SCHOOL TROJAN CHEERLEADERS :)
"Oak Ridge Trojans"
*Respectful Silence*
GO OAK RIDGE HIGH SCHOOL TROJAN CHEERLEADERS :)
by trojanfan October 14, 2011
Get the Oak Ridge High School Trojan Cheerleadersmug. The message that the MEMZ note contains. Some people are also scared of this message in their computers.
Person 1: Hey there, dude, i'm sorry to say this, but YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by SomeRandomGuy345 May 25, 2021
Get the YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJANmug. A paradox in which a discord server appears to be nice and friendly from the outside/when you just get in, but after being there long enough you start seeing a lot of toxicity/people showing their true faces and whatnot. This usually happens on bigger “wholesome” servers which then turn pretty ugly at a random time.
Bruh, this one server used to be so nice what the fuck happened
I’m guessing the Discord Trojan Paradox
I’m guessing the Discord Trojan Paradox
by Keklord Supreme August 11, 2022
Get the Discord Trojan Paradoxmug. A Trojan Compliment is a nice looking compliment on the surface but whose only aim is to manipulate you.
It's more insidious than a back-handed compliment in the way that you don't really realize it's a critic.
The Trojan Complimenter then waits for you to confess it's not as it looks, or he will "realize" it's not as he thought and pretend to be disappointed and use it to get more concessions from you.
It's more insidious than a back-handed compliment in the way that you don't really realize it's a critic.
The Trojan Complimenter then waits for you to confess it's not as it looks, or he will "realize" it's not as he thought and pretend to be disappointed and use it to get more concessions from you.
Car Buyer: "wow man, not a single scratch I love how you kept this car so perfect, I like that"
Car Seller: "well, thanks, there's just one small scratch over here.. "
Car Buyer: (sad face) "Oh, I see... It is a bit visible. Well, tell you what, let's 1k off the price and I'll take it anyway.
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Joe: "How did you learn those that Trojan Compliment technique man"
Me: "ThePowerMoves.com man, it's wicked"
Car Seller: "well, thanks, there's just one small scratch over here.. "
Car Buyer: (sad face) "Oh, I see... It is a bit visible. Well, tell you what, let's 1k off the price and I'll take it anyway.
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Joe: "How did you learn those that Trojan Compliment technique man"
Me: "ThePowerMoves.com man, it's wicked"
by Mandrake99 June 12, 2017
Get the Trojan Complimentmug. AMERICA'S THINNEST
by PointingatmyBALLZ October 14, 2022
Get the Trojanmug.