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Molly

Molly is genuinely one of the best people you will ever meet, she can appear quiet or reserved but once you get to know her you'll find out that she is an absolute weirdo! She is book smart and will always beat you in tests but when it comes to common sense the opposite is always true. She can be forgetful but this shouldn't be taken to mean that she is not thoughtful. She will always think of her friends in everything she does, from sending you that meme she knows you'll love to going out of her way to find you the perfect Christmas present. She might not always show it but she really does care about those who are close to her, but often she will deny these claims with a laugh. She has a very subjective sense of humour and once you get to know her you will understand her jokes from the well thought out one-liners to the God-awful dad jokes. You have the best inside jokes together mainly because Molly is liable to do something incredibly stupid because her motto is do it for the vine Molly may be kind but that doesn't mean she is forgiving, she can be known to hold grudges over things as small as a 'borrowed' pen or forgetting to wish her happy birthday, so be warned she is not somebody you want to mess with!

In short, Molly might take a while to open up but once she does you will find the most wonderfully weird, funny, thoughtful people you will ever meet.
Person A: I lost my favourite pen, it was blue and had blue sparkles on it
-sometime later-
Person B: Remember when you lost your pen 3 months ago, well I saw one just like it and I got it for you, Merry Christmas!

Person A:OMG tysm you're a real Molly
by Copperfox44 November 15, 2019
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Mollie

A girl who is bright a times but has
her stupid moments.
Despite their beauty they always go for
ugly, fat boyfriends who are total dicks.
Jack: did you see that girl?

Tom: yeah, shes a typical mollie!
by YourAmazingFriend October 5, 2011
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Molly

Blonde, who sometimes is alittle dumb but really fun to hang out with . Afraid to make any Commitments , but a fun girl to party with.
by flabbergas August 24, 2011
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molly

me and my girl did it molly style last night
by !!!iLOVEcheese!!! December 14, 2010
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Molly

Super Sexy bitch who fucks me harder than a rock. Last name will soon be changed due to the amount of sex we have.
by Swagmuffin1738 January 3, 2017
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Molly

A girl whose name stands for the purest form of MDMA

Is a derivative of Jeffrey Dahmer and spiderman, therefore sprouts herself into a batcat each halloween. Nice girl. Loyal, but doesn't take shit. Way too politically involved for her own good. Sister is usually a radical biotech , or a nice young lady.
Molly: enters a building
Person: a Molly is near..O.o
by Thisisnotagnesmcginnis August 20, 2013
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Molly

Molly is a misunderstood person, that is over looked by everyone. Molly's are really nice and people take advantage of that to pick on them and call them fat. These name callings bring down her self-esteem and make her uncertain about everything. Molly's are sad really easy or cry really easy. Molly's think there not beautiful no matter how many times someone tell her that she is.
Person 1: Yo Molly you fat skank, why don't you do us a favour and die!

Person 1's friends: *snicker and laugh*
by DaRandomPerson5 July 23, 2011
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