When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you.

A common saying

Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."

Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.

by Dr.Write March 25, 2020

i don't give a fah

means what it says I don't give a fuck. Commonly used when sombody is talking to you and you don't care.

Bob: Dude check out that guy he has a nice-.
Werner: Dude I don't give a fah.

by pooner May 27, 2003

I don't want to miss a thing

One of the sweetest love songs ever written. Almost everyone understands how it feels to "Stay awake just to hear their sigificant otherbreathing..."

Jamie-"What song did you dance to at your wedding?"
Roxanne- "I don't want to miss a thing"
Jamie- "aww how sweet!"

by Nikkibear<3 May 8, 2009

Don't bring a gun to a snowball fight.

A proverb for when a person grossly overreacts to a situation.

A person hits a Hummer with a snowball which is being driven by an off-duty detective. The detective gets out of his vehicle and brandishes his firearm while trying to find the person who threw the snowball.

Crowd chants, "Don't bring a gun to a snowball fight."

by cdo4 December 21, 2009

National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

by Professor Oat April 12, 2017

don't drop a baby

don't f*** up

Albert, don't drop a baby on that task!

by sunday school teacher April 5, 2009

Don't be a bullshit!

the act of being stupid or untruthful talk or writing; nonsense.

Anu: Hey Jordan, what's 5 times 2?

Jordan: Uhhh...7?
Anu: Don't be a bullshit!!!! It's 3.
Grayson: Uhhh....I think I learned that it was 10. Dumbasses.

by warfare-fury June 2, 2018