Cook Craig

Cook Craig, better known as cookiedawg69, is the 3rd guitarist of King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard. He's a man of many things; transitioning from dilf to cute teenage loverboy and then to lumberjack man all in 2017, growing a mean beard, being the subject of mass simping from gizzard fans worldwide, and more. He has a solo project, Pipe-Eye, which is like The Kinks took acid and had an orgy with Tame Impala, the B-52's, and the Talking Heads.

dude 1: "Cook Craig is a future dilf if I ever seen one"
dude 2: "wdym future dilf? he already is one!"

by bullant_owu January 11, 2021

Kailey Cooke

The most amazing person. Kailey Cooke is generous, caring, kind, loving and a great person. She's the most beautiful girl in the world and is loved by many. She has haters but that's only because they are jealous of her.
I love you Kailey

That girl was so nice!

Yep, that's a Kailey Cooke!

by ashtonjmakin05 January 16, 2019

Cooking Cabbage

Experiencing and expelling repetitive, explosive, rancid flatulence.

Broohhhh!!! WTF is that smell? It's ripe. My eyes are watering.

Sorry Braaaaahhhh. Just cooking cabbage today.

Rank ass dude.

by Eaton Holgoode November 7, 2015

monte cook

n. The creator of many d20 games and adventures.

see also: god

Monte Cook tires from answering inane questions such as "What's up with Jevicca's arm?"

by Rydia January 30, 2004

Cooked Grenade

The things you throw at someone willing to catch a grenade for someone

That guy told his girlfriend he'd catch a grenade for her.....so i threw a cooked grenade and snatched her for myself

by SupremeBadassOverlord January 7, 2011

Cooks-Source

Verb; to copy writing from the Internet for publication in hard copy magazine form, without notification or payment to the author.

That travel magazine Cooks-Sourced my blog post about hitchhiking through Memphis! Those bastards!

by beyota November 7, 2010

Momma's Cooking

When Kwame Brown talks out the truth whether the opposition wants to hear it or not.

Kwame Brown just served Stephen A Smith with Momma's Cooking on his YouTube. "Stephen A. Why Was You At Them Colleges & Why Was You At Them High Schools Boy?"

by That Madness July 12, 2021