Prison Bidet

When an incarcerated individual urinates on a fellow inmate's booty hole.

There was no toilet paper left in Billy's cell, so his cellmate, Johnny, gave him a prison bidet.

by Grumkin December 14, 2025

Alaskan bidet

The act of putting an ice cube up your ass to clean your ass after pooping.

I ran out of toilet paper, so I had to pull out the Alaskan bidet method.

by Nanna elson November 17, 2025

trashy bidet

When you take a shit so big and dense that the toilet water splashes up onto your ass hole.

Dude, I took a shit so big I got a trashy bidet.

by Bidet boss October 12, 2017

The Bidet

When you spread a girls ass cheeks apart and piss on her butthole

“Yeah I gave Mary the bidet last night”

by BigBasstard August 7, 2023

Self Bidet

When someone with a penis aims said penis up towards their rectum to wash away any remaining poo.

I was out of toilet paper and had to use the old self bidet

by Segman farts March 4, 2023

Bidet tears

Bidet tears: when someone's tears are so pathetic you want to wipe your ass with them.

I wish my ex would stop trying to guilt me into a mercy fuck with his bidet tears.

by anonymous January 23, 2022

American Bidet

The act of shitting in your side-loading washing machine, then using it to clean yourself.

Theres a line for the bathroom, I guess it's time for an American bidet.

by Mjku December 22, 2014