A man that suffers from the Dunning-Kruger effect when it comes to interacting with women. Is a self proclaimed feminist, but every time a woman tries to critique his brain shuts down in order to preserve his inflated self esteem.
Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.
Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.
Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.
Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.
My day was going fine until Bernie invited himself into my dm’s and reminded me of his existence. I don’t know if I can live in a world like this. Oh god oh fuck someone please shoot me please
by RatPissCocktail August 3, 2021
Get the Berniemug. by Mobkeylover234 March 26, 2018
Get the Berniemug. by Fsd002 March 30, 2023
Get the Bernie Bankmug. I was planning a nice quiet weekend and the next thing i was in a foreign country spending everything i have and dont have, i got bernied.
by Skinnyy July 22, 2011
Get the Berniedmug. by Big bick eater August 23, 2022
Get the Bernymug. by Skucke November 11, 2020
Get the bernie browniesmug. #416.Bernie also likes to yell 416 shit or no shit for the hell of it. He also has a saying that he was raised sayin and it goes,"4s up 4s down ,you aint from town then get from roun." He a female magnet. He is also a chef because if any nigga want he will give you what you want. And this aint what you want . Piece bitches....a
by towna boi b October 6, 2013
Get the bernie smithmug.