tote-aholic

A person or animal who is addicted to totes or travel size purses. The first step is admittance.

I love the Tory Burch York Buckle tote in the dark walnut, I want to buy all the totes of the world, I'm such a tote-aholic.

by 1017bs March 12, 2015

Flag

Get the tote-aholicmug.

totes tooma

totes tooma = totally talking out of my ass

Admitting that what I just said was mostly made up, and said with more confidence than it deserved.

totes = totally
tooma is akin to tooya = talking out of your ass

I answered that vests are better than gloves because there's more blood in your chest than your hands. But I was totes tooma.

by Bob Stein November 14, 2017

Flag

Get the totes toomamug.

bone tote

Vagina, pussy; a term defining the perfect fit for a bone hammer. -Tomphanie/Randa

Man I slammed that bone tote hard last night!

by Tomphanie-Randa September 25, 2015

Flag

Get the bone totemug.

Totes McGoats

A phrase blurted out when one person is in agreement with another person. It is usually replaces "I agree" or "That is a favorable statement that tickles me in a way that I enjoy" in a conversation. A user of this phrase is commonly blind drunk and likes everything at the time of the phrase usage, which leads to a overwhelming over use of the phrase in a small span of time. A bout of "Totes McGoats" usually ends with passing out cold or is impeded by vomit, disallowing the audible usage of the phrase or any other coherent words.

Subject A - "I love you man!"
Subject B - "Totes McGoats!"
Subject A - "But not in a gay way, not that there is anything wrong with that"
Subject B - *Inaudible response due to vomiting into a cowboy hat*

by Shaky Balls April 4, 2010

Flag