Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob but given with a mouth full of ranch dressing and after the guy cums the blowjob giver spits all the ranch out and saves it in a bowl in a freezer. After a week you take it out and let it thaw. Then eat the entire bowl with a food of your choosing.

Bro I cant believe that Julie recorder herself doing a Sloppy Dallas! Wonder how hammered she was.

by BlackaCracka October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When you give someone a blowjob with a mouthful of dip.

Dallas gave me a sloppy Dallas next to the Texas ranger

by Rottweilers October 16, 2020

Sloppy dallas

A sexual act when you give a blowjob with dip in your mouth

Hey, yall wanna do the SLOPPY DALLAS

by uh i put random things on here October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

a blowjob with dip in the blowjob-givers mouth

hey i got a sloppy dallas last night it was amazing

by imvp-smokzzz October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A sloppy Dallas is when your girl packs a fat dip and starts sucking you off and it ends up looking like a fat turd because of all the dip spit.

Joe: bro, I got Jessica to give me a sloppy Dallas last night.

Adam: That’s disgusting.

by Googanga October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob where the giver has a lip packed with dip so the dip juice gets on the shaft. Popularized by The Goons. Typically seen in hillbilly communities.

"Yeah my cousin gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night."
"Oh nice did she use Copenhagen."

by Hackerax October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When a girl/guy gives you a blowjob and there mouth is full of dip

Last night Sophia gave me a "Sloppy Dallas" my dick was black for a week!

by ElectronPlayz Twitch.Tv October 16, 2020