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soggy pears

by Fistmybumhole July 13, 2016
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Pear

Someone who is crazy. Has no boundaries. They eat everyone’s food and they aren’t ashamed. The legacy she left at Phoebe Hearst was “uh oh pear” and to block someone if they annoy you.
OMG look at pear she’s so fat lmaoo.
by that_dumb_kid September 21, 2019
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Standard Reference Pear

A Pear used to reference the scale of objects.
Heres a standard reference pear for scale.
by UltraCraftGames May 5, 2021
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pear snatcher

The alternative word for chicken because sheila had to question why a chicken is named a fucking chicken
Luke go feed them dang ol pear snatcher som bitch
by ilovekevins69 December 6, 2017
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Pear

by bloop blap May 26, 2020
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do the pears

Move to apartments. Also means literally do the pears.
Dude, I'm gonna do the pears.
by Garfield135 October 4, 2007
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Pear

1. A pun with the word pair.

2. The culmination of the old adage; a pickle and a bead make a pear.

The orgins of the pear are unknown. The earliest know usage was in the 8th century in England where a naturalist by the name of Eli Gregory noted the curious behavior of a bear and a pickle.

Gregory, E 888 AD " There I was on a nob hill watching a bear eat a pickle, I was fascinated by the veracity and fervor the bear displayed while consuming the pickle. Moments later I witnessed, to my surprise, the bear shat out a fully mature pear. My eyes widened as I noticed the pear was completely clean and free of scat. Leaf and stem were intact. I though to myself a pickle and a bear make a pear. As I proceeded to say this aloud a passerby asked me what I was murmuring. To which I replied a pickle and a bear make a pear."

It is used in place of two peas from the same pod and torn from the same cloth when two things are more unlike eachother but create a perfect pair together.
Hey have you seen those two together?

Yeah , I don't understand how that is, they are two completely different people.
Well you know what they say, a pickle n a bear make a pear.
by Pumpkin Enthusiast January 26, 2025
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