Mickey Mouse

A demon of chaos and death, although seemingly innocent, this hellspawn will eat your children and then try to sell you a pair of mouse ears. Interestingly, these mouse ears are actually a demonic and symbolic message to satan that you’ve been marked by Mickey Mouse and thus, have no soul.
Kid: what the hell is that thing?

Mom: look away son, it’s a Mickey Mouse.
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Mickey Mouse

When you are receiving a blowjob and just before the big moment you remove your member and with a sideways hip thrust you toss your balls over the side of your dick making it look like "Micky Mouse" and as a her head turns to the side in confusion you finish but only echoing the words "OH BOY" in a mickey mouse's voice. Please note - this should only be attempted after age 45 due to ball elasticity logistics unless you have had your balls "lowered".
Gabriella is super confused because I pulled a mickey mouse on her last night.
by Mr. Russell April 15, 2023
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Mickey mouse

The most fucking popular mouse on the god damn earth that is not even used that fucking much made by Walt Disney after Oswald was fucking bought by what ever company only to by bought back for epic Mickey in the 2000s I don’t get why the rat fuck is still around eh his name was gonna be fucking Mortimer which was changed because I don’t fucking know
Ha hey every body it’s me Mickey mouse
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Mickey Mouse Lights

The blue lights on top of a police car that stay on and do not flash.
That cop didn't light me up but he came up on me with his Mickey Mouse Lights on.
by LSUBeast December 12, 2015
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mickey mouse team

A team that is so terrible they should considering playing against mickey and friends.
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Mickey Mouse question

A question regarding a self-evident matter. The Mickey Mouse question is most common among people new to the workplace and privates in the military. Perhaps one might inquire what military rank should they address the civil personnel at the barracks as.
Captain Juntunen, do I have your permission to sneeze?

No more Mickey Mouse questions private Virtanen!
by Urban Gnome September 12, 2025
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Mickey mouse

Staining the bed sheets from the woman cumming so hard, it forms a mickey mouse shape
I fucked her so hard last night she left mickey mouse stains behind!
by ry1of6 August 28, 2018
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