by RocketPoweredAssBlaster3000 February 6, 2018
Get the Hobbit Ringmug. by WY0B01 January 8, 2021
Get the Hobbit feetmug. Our dear friend Hobbit, the undisputed king of backgammon mishaps, has somehow managed to forge a legendary career without ever troubling the scorers—or a trophy shelf. Known for his awe-inspiring ability to lose 80 points in a single evening at the St Albans Backgammon Club, Hobbit approaches each Tuesday like a man walking into battle armed only with a damp breadstick. His infamous fallout with the UK Backgammon Federation—sparked by a minor YouTube video that he insists was a “targeted psychological attack”—remains a mystery to most, including the Federation themselves. Temperamental as a cat in a rainstorm, Hobbit is convinced that backgammon boards are rigged, dice are cursed, and that the entire club meets weekly just to spite him. Yet, despite his flawless record of defeat, he bravely returns each week… presumably in search of the one cube he hasn’t managed to misplay yet.
+Tom is such a sore loser! He never wins anything and constantly moans over the dice and looks up in the sky whenever he rolls an anti joker. He’s a clown.
- tell me about it! He’s such a Hobbit!
- tell me about it! He’s such a Hobbit!
by Sheshbesh May 14, 2025
Get the Hobbitmug. by “P.D.” Like poop dick February 5, 2019
Get the Hobbit mongermug. A little hobbit is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet with particularly hairy feet, which the microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity embarrassingly encases in a wide variety of fabulously fashionable facsimiles of Todd Howard's high heels, before befittingly donning an Oompa Loompa costume and waddling off to attend the traditional, weekly dwarven Manlet Monday celebrations. After being subsequently and inevitably stopped short and arrested on the way back to his hobbit-hole by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the silly, little hobbit Homunculus is then briefly incarcerated in the nearest manlet pit before being put on trial in a Children's Court for his recklessly delusional role in fomenting a microscopic manlet uprising and then later enthusiastically embracing his natural role as a prison wife manlet by henceforth submissively serving his toweringly dominant, superlatively superior, supremely self-assured, magnificent manmore prison war daddy. Manlets, when will they learn?
Pickup artist manlet: Hey there sweetcheeks, if you'll let me dry-hump your leg for five seconds, then you can move in with me into the doghouse in my mother's backyard that I share with her chihuahua and every night I'll dance a merry jig for you before I suck on your high heels - what do you say? Miriam: Yuck! I almost stepped on a murloc manlet! Choke on your squeaky-voiced manletspeak and stay far away from me, you dwarfishly diminutive runt of a Stalinesquely stunted, little hobbit, effeminate Ewok, sissy manlet abomination! I don't want no short people 'round here.
by ManletDepreciator October 14, 2024
Get the Little Hobbitmug. 
Unlike warlocks which can be known to knock a person right on their behind if they are not carefull, and have frightening smothering capabilities. Hobbits are known to sneak up on you and are seemingly less frightening but dont be fooled these puppies as they will not get larger than a B cup and can be very fun to play with. However many of man has been worn out just by the sheer amazement of the perkiness that comes before them.
by Jooverdoover August 26, 2017
Get the HOBBITSmug.