ass crunched

term used to describe carelessly doggystyling the shit out of someone and your wanker slams right into an ass cheek about breaking your rock hard cock in half...after which you remain in the fetal postion, crying like a little girl for hours

While railing the hell out of some chick last night, I ass crunched my cock and I can't even fucking walk!

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

catholic crunch

Where the logo of Captain Crunch goes to pray for Jesus

Yum Catholic Crunch is great in church!!🙂

by Aidanc242 March 24, 2018

Credit Crunch

A delicious and delightful cereal which will send your tastebuds to the moon. However, it is very expensive and costs pounds,pounds,pounds. Yes. Three pounds

Jak : " I'm hungry, what should we have for breakfast?"
Mom : " We're out of fuckin oreo's. We'll have to have some credit crunch!"

by J Dizzle foshizzle February 22, 2009

Crunch

spicier word for the old bland version of Crunk

You keepin' it crunch, yo?

by Reese Jota King October 12, 2008

captain crunch

A severely disturbed man with a white mustache and one freaky looking hat who pastes pictures of his head on pictures of buff men to make him feel sexy.

Capt Crunch is a captain crunch.

by Bill-E Joel June 30, 2004

Craptain Crunch

Captain Crunch with water instead of milk or Captain Crunch without sugar.

Also a popular metal band.
www.myspace.com/craptaincrunchrules

"Hey Joe, what's with the craptain crunch?!"

by Fire Ninja September 7, 2007

ass crunch

indicated you like to nibble on the occasional bum cheek, with teeth. Give it a crunch.

You're a fucking ass crunch

by Rich Smith January 28, 2004