boat ass

A condition which causes extreme itching of the ass cheeks, usually from being a giant pussy and sitting down while you fish. This condition is often confused with bleacher butt which is caused from being at a boring sporting event in which you ass itches from sitting down too much.

You better get up and fish before you get boat ass!

by cojudi August 28, 2014

owns a boat

to have a small penis

Liz: I found out Bill has a small penis.

Brittany: How do you know? He doesnt own a porsche or anything.

Liz: I was at the dock the other day and I saw that he owns a boat.

by Pimp Shizzle June 18, 2009

Boat life

It’s like Salt life, but about boating, being on water. Partying on boats in summer. Drinking seltzer,bud light, any alcohol drink that exits.

Mike : What’s up weekend bro?
Dan : Boat life bruh!

John: How did you get em girls to go out with us?
Tyler: Told then it’s about that Boat life

by Yourfatwhitenieghbor January 28, 2020

fortnite boat

Fortnite boat in loot lake

fortnite boat

by SoggyPlaydoh March 20, 2019

boat loaded

To drink so much that one would think you have consumed the equivalent volume of alcohol which could be stored on a container ship.

Deaner actually pissed himself he was so drunk. He was boatloaded.

by Craigger May 13, 2005

gay boat

A sexually confused and unhappy child, often alone like a lost boat.

God Kevin, why are you being such a gay boat?

by MeowF1ute May 11, 2016

neu-boating

Standing in your basement

I had to hurry home from golf so I could go neu-boating.

by Peetos January 11, 2022