Zoe

A socially awkward but cute creature, extremely beautiful and creative, but as rare as a pearl.
The beauty of this creature is unprecedented, very loyal and factual. Sometimes it doesn’t see its own beauty, but that’s ok, Mik is always there to show her the true beauty of herself

Holy shit is that the magnificent zoe

by Magic mik January 19, 2019

Zoe

A girl who seems nice at first but then you date her and she lies and acts like a whore but doesn't actually put out. She will take you for granted and then not actually care about you and just try to make you feel bad for her when you didn't do anything. She is insanely dumb and doesn't understand common knowledge.

My ex girlfriend was such a Zoe

by dookie everywhere July 6, 2011

Zoe

Zoe meaning lif in Greek and uniquely different in Japanese. Gets mad at other Zoe's cause they're not full of life they are full of Starbucks (I am a Zoe) Rare friend to come across. Loves all her friends. Can be really annoying. Is in love with the 60s,70s, 80s, and 90s. Most likely will hav Brown yes and Dark Dark DARK brown hair.

Zoe means life and uniquely different.
Me: YOU SHOULDN'T BE NAMED ZOE BECAUSE YOU'RE FULL OF STAKBUCKS NOT FULL OF LIFE GIVE ME BACK MY NAMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: Yeah

by Zoeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 7, 2017

Zoe

An awkward girl that cockstops any of your crew, making them both annoying to hang out with when near eachother.

"Bein' ditched sucks"
"Ya man, tom fell for that Zoe, fo sho."

by Adadadizzle March 28, 2009

Zoe

She is a bitch that will mess you about, talk shit about you behind your back and betray you. A very bad friend that should never be trusted. To men she will act hot and sexy but when you rub off the 3000kg of make-up you will see an ugly monster.

Your hot come to mine

Next morning

OMG WHAT IS THAT

Oh she is such a Zoe

by IK you Zoe June 18, 2016

Zoe

A fine ass thick bih

Zoe is the type of girl u wanna get with , fat thighgs, small waist , itty bitty tits 😛 The type to have u running back . U can never stop fw her

by Badbitch2471336 June 17, 2018

Zoe

A kind, somewhat annoying, girl with a heart of stone covered in tar with a core of pure gold. A Zoe will hate everyone around her until she can form an opinion otherwise, give her a reason to hate you and she will NEVER like you. Zoes judge you baist on personality, if they find you clingy or annoying they will not hesitate to tell you unless you are a mystery to them and your reaction is unknown to them. The Zoe is a broken person alto they are some of the best people at hiding it, ask them about their past and they will either spill everything out or change the subject. If you have found a Zoe that can still feel emotions then protect them at all costs, for this ability can be easily lost.

"Zoe is one of my very best friends!"

by Baka San June 23, 2018