bts protector with a good ass sense of humor. pretty girl with a pretty face, usually will joke around a lot. if you have a zen in your life keep her because you’ll never find someone like her.
by starssunoo May 18, 2021
Get the zen mug.A Zen Toaster is the stand in name for any quirky appliance that really ought to be recycled. It's Zen quality pretty much comes down to three things -- everything changes; everything is connected; pay attention. This karmic appliance is often seen in a starter home or in a college/roommate living situation; Perhaps it was purchased at a garage sale for cheap because one can't afford even the appliance at Walmart and such retail establishments. So while the Zen Toaster works with some kind of complex stipulation like it will not pop your toast out unless you hit the side of the toaster or it toasts doubly fast, it will work if you are present. However chances are you will be distracted by something like your phone and before you know it -the Zen Toaster burnt your toast just like a Pompeian papyrus scroll in 79 BCE. Now you have no toast, a smelly kitchen, perhaps even the smoke detector has gone off-and all because you didn't pay attention for a minute with what you know very well is your Zen Toaster!
Roomate: "Madeleine you are *f%$#4ing smelling up the kitchen again with your rye bread in the Zen Toaster!?!" Can you please get Meerkat while you attempting to cook!
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Get the Zen Pandas mug.Zen Carting: An emotional coping technique where individuals immerse themselves in the online shopping experience, meticulously selecting items and adding them to their virtual carts, not with the primary intention of purchasing, but rather to achieve a sense of calm, mindfulness, and temporary escape from the stresses of daily life. Much like the Zen practice emphasizes simplicity, awareness, and focus on the present moment, 'Zen Carting' allows individuals to find a momentary respite by engaging in a focused and familiar activity, providing therapeutic relief without the financial implications of actual purchasing.
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Japanese name originating from Buddhism
most likely would join a group of weebs,goths, or gays in school.
a horrible person who could have a kind heart to some people.
likes to keep to themselves and doesn't especially like social gatherings.
Japanese name originating from Buddhism
most likely would join a group of weebs,goths, or gays in school.
a horrible person who could have a kind heart to some people.
likes to keep to themselves and doesn't especially like social gatherings.
by wahlrus man January 28, 2022
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