A lonely lonely 12 year old who is in love with his best friend Kayla. He is unhappy. Dumb. Unattractive to all, except the flies. He has a very small penis. And is a virgin.
by ZACHSBFF4EVA July 1, 2011

Zach, a really nice guy that loves to eat pizza is very stubborn and he is very handsome. He has a really nice haircut and he likes to text girls. Zach also never gives up
My son zach
by Zach Hallett November 21, 2016

1 a skater
2 a bitch
3 sociopath
4 me
5 gay surfer
6 pulls up his pants past his waist and dances like a faggot
2 a bitch
3 sociopath
4 me
5 gay surfer
6 pulls up his pants past his waist and dances like a faggot
male: did u see zach today!!!!
female: yea he pulled up his pants at the park today
male: i no thats not hot
female: yea he pulled up his pants at the park today
male: i no thats not hot
by mooning fat men May 23, 2010

by zharl September 11, 2010

It is not actually the same name as zack.
The ch in this version of the name must actually be pronounced like the ch at the end of hatch.
Therefore anyone spelling their name Zach instead of Zack should actually be called Za-chh.
The ch in this version of the name must actually be pronounced like the ch at the end of hatch.
Therefore anyone spelling their name Zach instead of Zack should actually be called Za-chh.
by MonkeyClown October 3, 2007

Zach was a big bitch last night
by Rego465 February 20, 2020

by Billy23456345637749 March 7, 2019
