aww man, i hope the You’re Album 2 doesnt come out *vomits semen through nose.* You’re (Rapper) is balls.
by BIG-NONCE834 April 27, 2021

Mike: what time does the match kick off tomorrow?
Seb: I don’t know. You tell me, you’re the auditor
Seb: I don’t know. You tell me, you’re the auditor
by KevFrank April 23, 2025

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.
This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.
There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.
There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
by may saliva July 29, 2025

Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.
Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate
Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate
by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025

The proper version of the “you” category. Not to be confused with “your” which most people get wrong. Correcting someone’s grammar in a comment section is proven to end the argument in your favor.
Ross: your the worst hunter ever Chad. A retarded monkey with arthritis could aim better than you.
Chad: *You’re
Ross: (stops living)
Chad: *You’re
Ross: (stops living)
by Ronald k chump November 17, 2018

by Soloskeleton October 7, 2019

The most common phrase used during business video conferencing throughout COVID, often accompanied with much gesticulation
Tom -
Bob - We can’t hear you, you’re on mute
Tom -
Bob - no, still can’t, you’re on mute
Tom - I f***king hate these video calls
Bob - that’s it, we can all hear you now
Bob - We can’t hear you, you’re on mute
Tom -
Bob - no, still can’t, you’re on mute
Tom - I f***king hate these video calls
Bob - that’s it, we can all hear you now
by Martin X McFarty February 19, 2021
