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You’re (Rapper)

absolute shit mate, absolute wanka, nothing but a silly goose mate!
aww man, i hope the You’re Album 2 doesnt come out *vomits semen through nose.* You’re (Rapper) is balls.
by BIG-NONCE834 April 27, 2021
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You’re the auditor

When your friend asks you a question, and you turn it back to work out for themself
Mike: what time does the match kick off tomorrow?
Seb: I don’t know. You tell me, you’re the auditor
by KevFrank April 23, 2025
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My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.
by may saliva July 29, 2025
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You’re stroking my balls

You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened
Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.

Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate
by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025
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*you’re

The proper version of the “you” category. Not to be confused with “your” which most people get wrong. Correcting someone’s grammar in a comment section is proven to end the argument in your favor.
Ross: your the worst hunter ever Chad. A retarded monkey with arthritis could aim better than you.
Chad: *You’re
Ross: (stops living)
by Ronald k chump November 17, 2018
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A compliment, used to describe epic men.
Rin: You’re sexy and your meat is huge
Jay: MY MEAT IS HUGE
by Soloskeleton October 7, 2019
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you’re on mute

The most common phrase used during business video conferencing throughout COVID, often accompanied with much gesticulation
Tom -

Bob - We can’t hear you, you’re on mute
Tom -
Bob - no, still can’t, you’re on mute
Tom - I f***king hate these video calls
Bob - that’s it, we can all hear you now
by Martin X McFarty February 19, 2021
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