Yoink

Extremely good sex

Past tense: yoinked
Present tense: yoinking

An example of yoink: “Mario and I were gonna yoink, but plans fell through.”

“We were yoinking and our parents caught us!”

“We yoinked in the back of his car...”

by Poondestroyer9000 October 10, 2017

yoink

The opposite of yeet. For when you grab something really fast. Usually coupled with yelling "yoink".

Katie grabbed the chocolate bar. "YOINK!" she yelled.

by OfficialRisottoNero February 14, 2019

Yoink

used as a term to yOINK someone to high space and death. Im sitting in my ball of confusion. Its for confusing words, gay shit, and YEETING people.

Person- *Unknown language*
You- 'Yoink?'

Man- 'Lets go make out'
You(A straight being)- 'yOINK'

by PadgeTheGradge June 16, 2018

Yoink

Someone who is an absolute nincompoop and most likely has no friends. Also known for doing really dumb things.

I can't believe that Arthur kid ! He's been such a yoink lately.

by Dudewhateven November 30, 2017

Yoink

To do something someone was try to before them.

Alex yoinked John apple before John ate it

by Ziggles July 1, 2020