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the yamakah condition

Also known as Septilactic-Conjuntive Turburculosis,or Torquemada's disease,the Yamakah Condition is a disorder in male pattern baldness that causes a eliptical area of hairlessness. It was a common disease during the Spanish Inquisition and has become spreading epidemic in modern day Myanmar. Although there is no known cure for this disease, scientist researching this unexplained disorder have discovered that it is most likely a mutated version of the Ebola virus.
Guy 1: Dude! Check out Emilios hair today, what up with that?

Guy 2: Actually, Emilio was recently diagnosed with Yamahkah hair, you will notice that the circular pattern on his hair will gradually grow until eventually engulfing his entire head.

Guy 1: Oh.
by Mike B May 26, 2005
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Yamapi

A Japanese Idol, singer and songwriter. His first love was a girl in high school named Lucy Meng.
Yamapi loves Lucy.
Lucy loves Yamapi.
by xdev November 30, 2009
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Yaman

she is so hot. i want her. lol. she is way tooo sexy for any guy. lol. she has every guy after her though (or at least all the ones who are not after bayan).lol. she always dresses so cute.
Yaman Al-Hadidi
by gurt April 10, 2003
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yamaka

The way idiots pronounce the word "yarmulke". Its proper pronunciation is /yar.məl.kə/, with both the r and the l audible.
Person 1: Check out my yamaka.

Person 2: WRONG!
by CameronGTW June 15, 2009
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Ino Yamanake

a blonde idiot female ninja in the anime series Naruto. Has absolutely no effect on the plot whatsoever, and is a total moron/Sasuke fangirl. Eventually moves on to Sai. She needs to die and its quite depressing that they killed off Itachi and not Ino.
Sakura: I LOVE SASUKE-KUN!!!
Ino Yamanake: I LOVE SASUKE MORE! NOW WE ARE ENEMIES!!! RAWR!!!
Sasuke: I hate you both, go die so I can return to my emo-ninja life. REVENGE!!!
by hgngjjh April 25, 2009
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yamaan

A curly headed black person, he/she likes rap song (a$ap rocky, migos, and 6ix9ine). plays basketball but bad at it. wears red adidas stan smith. skinny black hairy person, and have a small dick and loves eating mens ass out
boi: yamman would you like to eat my ass
yamaan: only if you shit.
by BIGBOI69 May 16, 2018
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Yahia Hany Zayed

The smartest in the group. Extremely Muslim but that's ok cuz he's leng. Also he doesn't like haram stuff but once made a joke about being a terrorist which was culturally insensitive. Yahia is the YAK and does what he wants when he wants as long as Mohammad is ok with it. Yahia is a bit silly when it comes to politics and often disagrees with reason and facts preferring his own opinion. For example, Yahia does not like Brexit so hahahahahaha to him cuz we're out now.
Wow Yahia is so leng
Wow Yahia hany zayed is such a good Muslim
Wow Yahia hany doesn't know what he's talking about when it comes to Brexit
Yahia is Kool
Yahia is the goat
by South London Drill Central January 13, 2021
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