You get a car!

A reference to "The Oprah Winfrey Show", where Oprah decided to give everyone in the audience a car.

"YOU GET A CAR, YOU GET A CAR, YOU GET A CAR!"

by Jpdsimas January 21, 2019

Lucky you didn’t get your ass shot

Support for violence against someone; an indirect threat

Lucky you didn’t get your ass shot (Shot can be replaced by any other form of violence like stabbed, killed, dragged,etc)

by I_said_what_I_said September 3, 2018

you could get cuffed

You could get cuffed

You could get cuffed

by You could get cuffed June 8, 2018

what can you do if you get scammed

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die

Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!

by DaRealKey November 13, 2019

It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

'spankin gets you 'wankin

Basically means if you try your best, you'll succeed.

Mark: damn it! I failed my pee pee test!
Tod: You know what they say 'spankin gets you 'wankin

when Bonnie meets Clyde

by Linda Lazania October 4, 2017

five will get you ten

... or you will lose your five! It means the odds are even (double or nothing)

Toss a coin! Five will get you ten!

by archivista January 17, 2018