yak attack

Slang term used for cocaine by people who are funny, awesome, sardonic, sarcastic, light-hearted, or gangrenous. Possibly derived from cocaine's tendency to make partakers particularly chatty (as in prone to "yakking) and intensely interested in speed-talking about their relationship with their mother, their thoughts on national economy, or how much money is required for the nearest large-mammaried lass to let them do a line off her boob.

"I was planning to buy a laptop with my paycheck this month because I don't have any credit history, but I bought some yak attack and ended up doing lines at a strip club all night and spending $200 for a blowjob that I couldn't get it up for instead."

by Free Moose (limit 1 per prsn) March 30, 2011

Budding Yak

A penis hidden within outrageously long pubes, so it appears it is a large, furry animal with a small head peaking out.

Girl 1: Jesus, his pubes were like a foot long, I swear.
Girl 2: A real Budding Yak, huh?

by Dr. Profbogeman April 18, 2009

yak trap

Noun:

1. A drinking game played with cards.
2. When someone is so drunk, they keep drinking and keep on talking like a cockass.

1. Hey, I'm inviting some people over. We're gonna play yak trap. Wanna come?

2. Haha! Ben's caught in the yak trap!

by Calli March 28, 2004

Yak Squeeze

To feel ill, under the weather, sick.

"This is usually big time fun me, but I feel like Yak Squeeze!!"

by DavidsTa2edAngel September 20, 2011

yak juice

32oz of pure goodness. Fill half of a 32oz cup with vodka, then the other half with 1part sprite and 1part monster.

Bill: boutta get my drank onnnn.
Tom: you gonna drink the world famous yak juice?

by Cocostarfish314 March 03, 2018

Yak attack

A blatant and unusual amount of choice words from someone who can't stop talking, ie mother in law, wife or a child

If you had been at my house you would not have believed the yak attack I suffered.

by J Coggins May 23, 2005

Yakking Off

1) - Talking on and on and on without saying much of anything of substance.
2) - Spending way too much time telling people how wonderful you are
Other versions: "Yak Off" and/or "Yakked Off"

I tried to watch the GOP debate last night, but all I saw was Donald Trump yakking off again!!

Also: Wow! Donald Trump sure yaks off a lot!! And: Donald Trump yakked off again last night!!

by Ronald Chump February 16, 2016