Xander

verb: Commonly uses for someone who sneezes and falls off the stage. Generally onto elderly people or babies.
Person 1:"Did you hear how Rihanna Xandered at the superbowl."

Person 2: "Was there any casualties?"

Person 1: " Yeah she fell on my grandpa and then he fell on to my great cousin's second half-daughter, half-dolphin's 8 month, 2 week, 4 day child."
by NotMe000 February 14, 2023
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a fine mf🙏🏿

i love you xander. you mean the absolute world to me.

HEEEAD???
wow. xander is so fine. oh my god.
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Xander

Xander is a person who is quite shy has dark humor but is really funny and cool when you got to know him. If you're a girl you'll definitely want to get to know a Xander. He is also very trustworthy and understanding. The name Xander comes from Alexander like in Alexander the Great.
Huh, Xander seems really shy without a reason.

Don't worry every Xander is shy but he's really cool and funny!
by ARUBAAN August 22, 2018
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Sociopathic man who is manipulative and selfish. Also very short and fat.
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Xander is a furry.
Jon: You know that Xander kid?
Luke: Yeah?
Jon: He's such a furry!
by jonrochford November 15, 2022
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Xander is amazing and fit
I saw Xander today
by Fern.xx December 06, 2020
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His ass is so big you could fit a Mack truck up it.
Xander is known for hiding in the bathroom, fucking Xander 2.0, and spending $5000 of his college fund to jerk off to I love you colonel sanders.
“Xander is so hot 🥵”
by 1010789 February 23, 2024
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