you should write for leno

a phrase said to someone who tells a horrible joke, especially when they think it is hilarious

guy 1: don't eat the crab dip at the STD awareness fair! aren't i hilarious?
guy 2: you should write for leno.

by kailman / The 7hunder December 8, 2010

write

to graffiti

you cumin out ritin 2nite?

by Ruda August 5, 2003

wrister

a handjob; where one uses one's hand to bring a man to orgasm; typically used by new lovers

"I got another wrister from her the other night. It's getting a little boring, I can do that myself, you know?"

by Wristanonymous June 14, 2006

drug waiter

someone who scores drugs for pals, until they come to expect it

"I'm not gonna be derek's drug waiter any longer - the dude only ever calls me when he wants to score"

by stendhalismo April 7, 2005

Just Write a Check and Shut Up.

A polite way of saying put your money where your mouth is, or "Put Up or Shut Up."

Warren: We need to all of us pay our fair share.

Chris: Just write a check and shut up.

by QBIV May 1, 2012

write back at ya

something you'd text someone that reflects the recipients' feelings. Taken from the phrase "right back at ya".

Molly : You're a dumbass
Jason : Write back at ya

by JasonPearce May 24, 2020

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.

by When_ January 6, 2021