Doctor Worm

A song by They Might Be Giants about a young musician who insists on believing that having a stage name will land him a career, yet is oblivious to the fact of his brutally mediocre drumming.

Call me Doctor Worm. Good morning how are you, I'm Doctor Worm.

by Rob March 25, 2005

worm's ass

n. derived from Oklahoma oil fields which describes a worthless human who kisses ass to get ahead.

Dwayne is a worm's ass. -John Biby

by Big Earn November 5, 2005

sperm worm

penis

"he nudged his sperm worm up against her thigh"

by Spycho August 5, 2003

fanny worm

Little bits of rolled up tissue paper that get caught in a ladies beef curtains after using the toilet. A fanny worm in the mouth is one of the most disturbing things that can happen. It will scar you for life.

I was muff diving and all of a sudden I got a huge fanny worm in my mouth. It made me puke all over her lady garden

by Luke June 18, 2006

Inch Worm

Referring to a guy with a small dick.

Check out Johnny's inch worm.

by Dano November 25, 2004

poop worm

After engaging in anal sex, sometimes a little poop remains in the guys pee hole, a Poop Worm is the thin piece of poop that comes out as he pees after having anal.

After a long night of anal, when he finally peed, the poop worm coiled aroud the bottom of the toilet bowl.

by ARN September 4, 2005

worm-birdy

An opportunist (negative connotation); one who advances oneself unselfconsciously and without shame.

"Dave Douglas is cool, sure, but he's a real worm-birdy."

by Lord Mzok April 4, 2004