womb mallot

The the result of years of silicone injections. This jurassic dick brings a whole new meaning to “hung like horse” with a meat pipe this large he’s destined to destroy at least a few cervix’s. It’s not to be confused with elephantitis, aka Lymphatic Filariasis, which is sollen arms and legs as a result of a parasitic worm.
did you see that thing in toms pants it looks like a womb mallot
by 468469468385 February 28, 2017
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Womb Landlord

You rent the womb for 9 months without paying a single bill.
My mom is a cunt, she is just a womb landlord.
by FancyNancy3111 November 27, 2020
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Toaster in the womb

When you put a poptart up a womens vagina so far she cums all over the pastry treat.
1. Yo dawg I’m about to finna pull a toaster in the womb.
2. Yo dawg this bitch needs a toaster in the womb.
3. Man: let’s have epic sex
Women: to make it even more epic how about you pull a toaster in the womb.
by Thesecowsbehellathicc March 31, 2019
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Coon wombed

When a large male from a another race uses a European woman to leap frog into the "white race".
THAT Nikkas' been coon wombed.
by Rolled yeller July 09, 2023
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Womb-land

Womb-land
by Boats54 March 09, 2022
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Womb Day

Womb Day has the same concept as a birthday, because it’s the day you left the womb. However, unlike birthday, Womb Day is clumsy and full of mistakes because you’re back to zero. Womb Day is a good excuse when you’re making a mess of everything. People will accept it even if it isn’t your actual Womb Day
- stop! You’re making a mess of everything

- I can’t help it! It’s my Womb Day
by The Vengahorse March 30, 2024
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Womb envy

A theory wherein men are envious of the luxury and easy life awarded to women in return for having children with elite men. It takes into account the true idea that women are envious of powerful penis men for their power, while at the same time seeking to subordinate themselves to strong first class men in return they are protected from non-elite men and able to project power over them in return for giving up their own independence for luxury. An initially retarded idea from karen who thought to copy her betters.
A man whomst desires the luxury, protection, and coddling that society affords to protect women from non-elite men has womb envy.
by TheS July 28, 2022
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