womb ranger

Mom who can't let go, maintains a Stalin-like rule upon all things that have exited from her womb.

Going underground, my mom has gone all Womb Ranger on me and is screening my texts.

by Julie the Wife July 29, 2012

Womb womb

#womb womb is a word to mimic the cry sound
its used by people to say "cry about it"

Jessie:omg! i dont think thats fair i should've have won the price
jake:#womb womb

by yourFellowSTAY March 26, 2024

Womb doom

When the dark cloud descends towards or during the time of their monthly hell (periods)

How was your day? "Well, Trevor, I could killed with my biro and don't even ask about that cunt in finance!! My womb doom is on high alert! I need wine, chocolate and a greasey ass take away NOW!!!!!!!!!"

by Claire0520 March 19, 2021

Womb gremlin

Child, most cherished one, offspring, baby, teenager, toddler

I love my little womb gremlin, everyday is a joy

by Barneycl81 March 5, 2021

one eyed purple headed womb weasel

A word for penis .

"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
Or

"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "

by Samsam240 October 6, 2016

Womb Day

Womb Day has the same concept as a birthday, because it’s the day you left the womb. However, unlike birthday, Womb Day is clumsy and full of mistakes because you’re back to zero. Womb Day is a good excuse when you’re making a mess of everything. People will accept it even if it isn’t your actual Womb Day

- stop! You’re making a mess of everything

- I can’t help it! It’s my Womb Day

by The Vengahorse March 30, 2024

Womb rocker

A fella’s custard launcher

“Crazy how much better you get treated by a woman after she finds out you got a hearty womb rocker.” — Cheeba

by The Deaf Guy January 20, 2023