The Walmsley Witnesses is a religion that follow David Dennison Walmsley and his son Jack Albert Walmsley
by WalmsleyLivesInAGritBin January 9, 2020
Get the The Walmsley Witnessesmug. A particular subgenre of computer geek. Someone who is obsessed with computers for the sake of computers and not for what they can do. Will often spend hours running performance tests and having "races" between different chips with various programs without ever getting any actual work done on said equipment.
Gene longs for the good old days of the Macs-vs-PCs war...those were some good times, up late with a flat of Mountain Dew and all his buddies racing their computers. Gene is a computer witness.
by DJ HORSERACING ACCIDENTS September 1, 2004
Get the computer witnessmug. 1. its an experience under the influence of marijuana, when one stares listlessly for some period of time
2. starring absently for a long period of time
2. starring absently for a long period of time
1. e.g. I had intensions of paying attention in class but began evil witnessing at the start of the lecture. e.g. tv is on the food network but you are not actually watching or listening to what is on.
by Stonner Life November 20, 2009
Get the evil witnessmug. The footage from my now priceless body/dash cam(s) given to Law Enforcement Officials and cleared me of bullshit claims. Fuck yea irrefutable! Say somethin. You can't, because irrefutable.
"They said I did what?? Take a long look at the footage from my irrefutable witness son son, that's all straight bull shee-it."
"Ahah, I got an irrefutable witness 24-7, so you best gets a steppin' to find some offs to fuck"
"Ahah, I got an irrefutable witness 24-7, so you best gets a steppin' to find some offs to fuck"
by war-n January 6, 2019
Get the irrefutable witnessmug. a cult designed to worship organizational skills and overall neatness; our deity is Ahotv and cult members also refer to each other as Ahotv
1: Hey can you help me organize my room?
2: Go call Ahotv's Witnesses for that.
1: Ahotv, can you help organize my room?
2: I'd love to!
2: Go call Ahotv's Witnesses for that.
1: Ahotv, can you help organize my room?
2: I'd love to!
by originalAhotv'sWitness September 17, 2017
Get the Ahotv's Witnessesmug. Name given to a gentlmans hand that is used in the act of self love. The hand knows your secrets but luckily for you it will never tell.
by Piggonshig April 24, 2016
Get the Silent Witnessmug. The art of thinking about what to post online for 2-3 days with the appearance of coming off as being witty, when you are actually a douche that can't come up with something smart on the fly.
"Nicole's Facebook post was awesome!!"
"Nah--that was just a case of E-wit---that bitch ain't that clever."
"Nah--that was just a case of E-wit---that bitch ain't that clever."
by Imadouche October 21, 2009
Get the E-witmug.