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Wedge

A wedge is often used as a tool to stop objects from moving, it is a primitive tool that is not very useful in other scenarios. It can also be used as an insult to call someone useless or dumb.
Man this guy is a fucking wedge
by AverageIguess November 25, 2021
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Cheese wedging

The act of gnawing on a girls vagina voraciously until it bleeds during cunnilingus then shouting "cheese it lads I gotta go in the hidey hole. From that point you sodomize your partner instead.
"Yo bro I was cheese wedging my girl the other day and now she's mad what do I do?"

"I dunno bro did you use lube before part two?"

"No"

"I'd be mad too"
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meat wedge

Slang for a gross, sloppy, beat down dirty twat.
Man, I took this chick back to the hotel last night and beat up her meat wedge.
by PaSoundo April 24, 2014
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washington wedge

A vehicular traffic phenomenon in which all lanes of traffic flowing in one direction drive the same speed and right next to each other, thus creating a wedge of traffic that is impossible to get through or around. Very common in urban centers of the state of Washington as well as Washington DC. It is exacerbated by the left lane Prius camper.
I couldn’t drive faster than the speed limit because of this washington wedge in front of me.

The washington wedges really slow down when it rains here in the Puget Sound.

The reason why drivers suck in the Northwest is because of the Washington Wedge and the Seattle Surrender.
by Ski_squared February 2, 2022
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tator wedge

When your cock gets wedged in something.
I burnt my tator wedge in Gabby.
by Bobross127372 November 2, 2021
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nice wedge

When someone or something does something you don't like or approve of, or pisses you off, tell them their wedge is nice. Can also be used for when someone does something stupid/humorous. Or for anything really.
Person 1: *trips over own feet*

Person 2 'haha dickhead, nice wedge!'
by JiMumma April 26, 2014
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Power Wedge

Optimal slot with which to insert your group within a division.
I was able to insert the entire group into the Power Wedge.
by Firestrm September 8, 2012
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