Weapons Of Ass Destruction

What u have to do is go to ur family doctor and get perscribed to urself viagra. Take the viagra so u have a raging boner for up to 4 hours. Then get numerous paint cans, all different colors. Then paint ur penis to resemble a Nuclear Missile. Hide in a closet near a bathroom when a female (or male , whatever u gay dudes want) is takin a shower and prepare urself. When she walks out sneak behind her and ram ur gigantic artifical wang and shove it her ass unexpectedly. While completely this yell "BAAAMMMMMMMM!!!" just like a nuke.

"im going to use my Weapons Of Ass Destruction."

by Josh Panz February 11, 2005

weapons of mass deception

1. what a government/international corporation uses to entice the population of a country/the world into making stupid decisions on politics/economics/society/ice-cream flavours etc.

"Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction" - British and American Governments (An Example of a Weapon of Mass Deception)

by winker July 8, 2003

weaponhead

a human that will indeed hurt itself or others or kill oneself

davey table was a complete weaponhead

by Preso October 16, 2006

Weapon eddd

Some bad ass dude that if you were to fight him would most probably kick seven shades of shit out of ya!

"Hey john, check that propa nazi lookin skin ed"
John: "Yea total weapon eddd!!!"

by Bert321 December 18, 2007

The most dangerous weapon

the most dangerous weapon.
When a person uses your full name

the most dangerous weapon....

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by Bisheroonie December 10, 2019

weapons of mass destruction

Today's bad TV programming.

Reality TV is now classified under weapons of mass destruction.

by jondapicam November 4, 2003

weapons of mass deception

Weapons that dumbfuckers like George W. Bush think other countries have.

There were no WMDs in Iraq so leave the Iraqis alone for God's sake!

by Anonymous July 7, 2003