wack off

to masturbate (male)

a phrase that didn't exist until someone mixed the phrases "jack off" and "wank off"

not to be confused with "wacking"

I saw my brother wack off to porn when I snuck in his room.

by selenagomez123 September 8, 2013

quacker wacker

The act of wrapping a warm duck skin around your penis and masturbating in order to simulate vaginal penetration.

Thanks for the duck mom! I'm gonna go in the bathroom and use the skin as a quacker wacker!

by QuackerWacker October 23, 2016

Weed Wacker

Someone who smokes marijuana and masturbates, often at the same time.

Scott: Today i met this guy in rehab. He told me about that he's addicted to pot and jacking off.

Eli: Oh, so he's a Weed Wacker?

by TheBigSTD August 11, 2010

wiggidy-wack

Not regular type.

"Yall are so wack!"
"Wiggidy-wack?"
"Nope, just regular type."

by Tom November 27, 2003

Wack Sabbath

The term used when forced to work on the weekend (Sunday in particular) despite your Monday-Friday hours, usually due to someone's else bad planning or lack of consideration and definitely last minute.

I'd love to go to the beach, but unfortunately I will be attending Wack Sabbath instead.

Welcome to Wack Sabbath.

Great I just got a ticket to Wack Sabbath.

by Ttown71 March 19, 2009

Wackeyy

Someone who is daring and PogChamp

Wackeyy your very pog and so is your cat!

by Todd Howard’s forehead June 5, 2020

Midnight Wack

The action in which one partakes at midnight where he or she masturbates to a variety of porn in order to achieve an orgasm which will in return help them sleep.

Edward: Bro I can't sleep ! I think I have insomnia!

Nate: Damn bro , have you tried the Midnight Wack? That usually helps me !

Edward: Thanks bro I'll try it tonight !

by Pro Beaner June 30, 2017