Winking Jona

Winking Jona is a perverted boy who just has to wink to get all the pussies and asses he wants. He also enters your soul when he winks at you and destroys your innocent virgin life. Be aware!

Girl 1: Tonight I met a Winking Jona!He winked at me constantly!
Girl 2: OMG! Did you guys have anal sex afterwards? That's what a Winking Jona does to you!

by samxmonster May 20, 2016

Stink Wink

When you moon somebody and fart and your butthole winks when it opens to release the fart.
Fart stank butthole greetings

As tom rounded the corner and I gave him the stink wink.

by BAMFbitch June 14, 2016

Crust Wink

Crust wink... Morning eye crust which causes you to wink to get the crust out first thing when you arise.

Uncle Marty assumed that Aunt Cindy was winking at him first thing in the morning. Come to find out- just a crust wink. 😉

by CoCo75 December 8, 2019

Wink Wind

When you pucker your ass so hard your anus looks like it's winking cuz you're trying to hold a fart in but a fart comes out anyway.

Did you see the look on Danyell's face? She looked so serious, and then it stunk....I think we've just experienced wink wind here.

by doctajj August 2, 2012

Pedo Wink

when a man with any kind of facial hair over the age of 25 winks at you instead of smiling or doing a small wave when passing

you: *feint smile*
pedo: *Pedo wink*

run. just run.

by KF3917 December 3, 2011

tinking winking

it means to flirt, to think about winking to wink at someone, to be silly. to hint something as a joke, when someone is the bad guy and they are muddling around, warning everyone of their tricks. playing a trick on someone

example:"Oh o! they are tinking winking!"
"dude did you see them tinking winking just now? xd LOOOOOL"

by soniiiety March 19, 2021

tinky wink

When a tella tubby-like man/woman shows itself to you during a traumatic sleep-paralysis episode, and as a result, your asshole can't stop winking like one of the creatures glossy, artificial eyes.

I can't imagine what the toilet sees while my stink is tinky wink-ing.

by nofaceoz October 12, 2021