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Eastern Washington

The eastern side of the Cascade Mountains in Washington State.

Eastern Washington is desert, with hills. There is nothing of value in eastern Washington. In the summer it is very hot, and in the winter it is barren and cold. Cities include Spokane, Pullman, Ellensberg, Yakima, Sunnyside, Othello, and Walla Walla. There is a lot of farm land, the state prison, Washington State University, and more Mexicans than any other race. You can find a large Mexican gang population of Surenos and Norentos in every single town in eastern Washington.

The Tri-Cities, in the middle of the state, is the fastest growing metropolitan area in the entire United States. That is one good thing about Eastern Washington.

Completely different than western Washington, which is modern, with technology, the biggest cities (besides Spokane and Tri-Cities) like Seattle, Tacoma, Olympia, Vancouver, Bellevue, Renton, and Everett. It has lush green forests. And rain. No snow, no heat, just gray skies and rain. Eastern Washingtoniens hate Western Washingtoniens, and vice-versa.
Kid from Seattle: "Im going to go to Eastern Washington on a college visit to WSU!!"

*crosses cascades* "wow this is different"

*2 hours later* wow there is nothing here

*passes through Yakima* "were those gunshots? i'm lost.. but everyone here is a mexican"

*driving through palouse* "kill me now"

*gets to WSU 5 hours later* "fuck this. I'll apply to UW!!"

*gets rejected in favor of Asian kid from out of state*
by SeattleSweat December 3, 2013
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washington heights

The neighborhood right above Harlem. Runs from 155 St to Dykman St in the upper Manhattan area. Home to the largest concentration of Dominicans in New York City. The most popular streets are 168 st, 181 st and Dykman. The women in this sea are said to be smoking hot yet conceited and usually go after drug dealers and gangbangers.
Bob: "I heard Washington Heights has some hot chicks."
Michael: "Well you might as well forget about pickin' one up, unless you have a car or sell drugs."
by neineinein329 July 27, 2012
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I'm washing my hands

A more direct way of alerting someone that you are no longer available to whine to.
Mary: Chad cheated on me and I really need someone to talk to.

You: I'm not going to say: "I told you so". I'm washing my hands of this madness.
by Felhamster October 13, 2009
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george washington university

A.K.A. G-Dub. Located in the Foggy Bottom neighborhood of Washington, DC, George Washington University had a student body composed largely of Northeastern and California undergrad and European grad students, all with way too much of Mom & Dad's money
Girl: Hi! I'm Jen & I'm drunk! It's my birthday! Wanna buy me a drink?

Guy: Hello...I'm Carlo, and I would love to buy you a drink...

Girl: I'll have a cosmo!

Guy: So...What do you do?

Girl: I'm a junior at GW...Can I get a cosmo for my friend Mindy?

Guy: Really? I work at the World Bank, and I'm a George Washington University grad student in the Elliott School.

Girl: Mmmmm...I think Mindy really doesn't need a cosmo after all...Wanna go back to my place?
by wdc January 11, 2006
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Washington Boots

Wearing sock and sandals. Specifically, heavy wool socks and Tevas or Birkenstocks.
Look at that old hippie in his Washington Boots...what a moron.
by trevorj November 4, 2007
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piss washing

When a male attempts to remove fecal remnants from a toilet (underside of seat, lid, bowl, etc) via his piss stream.
1) Jesus Christ someone splatter shat all over the toilet. I gave a valiant effort to piss wash it but my efforts were futile and now my prostate is sore.

2) I gave that sucker a helluva piss washing but it's still dirty as a truck stop whore.
by !BlackDeath! June 25, 2009
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The Way You Do Your Thang Is Cooler Than Denzel Washington.A Song Chamillionaire And Z-ro Did Together.
Dont Try To Knock Tha Hustle Cuz Your Just Waisting Your Time.I'm Cooler Than Denzel Washington With Mine
by Yung Phat Pat December 19, 2009
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