velvet divorce

running with the idea of a velvet rope, a velvet divorce is a dissolution of a relationship where you get the better end of the deal (the house, the furniture, the friends) while the other person is basically left with nothing

person 1: oh girl, i heard about you and john, are you ok?

person 2: absolutely! it was a velvet divorce. the house is mine and he's moving into some little apartment next week.

person 1: alright girl, work it

by samhannach October 29, 2013

velvet walls

The vagnia

Bro her pussy felt like them velvet walls

by thatwhiteguynoonelikes March 01, 2016

velvet blimp

sex in the men's assholes

Do you want to get on my velvet blimp?

by Realrealshitbitch January 01, 2021

Velvet Quiche

A regal term for a woman's vagina

"Hey man, check out that velvet quiche"

by show us your pee pee September 11, 2009

Velvet Rope

When an elderly woman gives a bj and takes her dentures out

man this old bitch gave me a velvet rope last night.

by cerberus6644 February 07, 2011

Velvet Snow

Song by the Kings of Leon featured in there album Aha Shake Heartbreak.

Velvet Snow describes a woman's clitorous

Hey man you already sucking on that cat velvet snow.

by bohemiansnkae December 24, 2006

Velvet Pillow

Another way of referring to a female's pussy. Not as common but gets the point across.

At times, my girlfriend likes to slide my hand down to her Velvet Pillow.

by The King of Hentai June 06, 2007