You can be my little vegetable ❤️

You can be my little vegetable

(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.

Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”

Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “

Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection

by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025

vegetable hammer

Extremely blunt knife.

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"That's not a knife; that's a vegetable hammer

by Alan o' Bale October 30, 2025

Vegetables

Vegetables so terrible that when throwing it in the trash the trash throws it back at you

You: To the trash you go vegetables

Trash: Take it back bitch thats eww

by Millimeter Defeater February 13, 2025

Vegetable

CaseOh's worst fear

Chat:*shows CaseOh a vegetable*
CaseOh: AAAAAAAA

by MorningTeddyBear June 17, 2024

Vegetably

Has Vegetables to some degree

This soup smells vegetably

by 123vegetably July 27, 2023

Vegetable

An individual who has gone through intensive retardness and is commonly a sketchy suspect in hit and runs.

"That man is a vegetable, no way he caused that hit and run."

by loxlie August 10, 2023

Spoiled vegetables

When you have to many hoes and you don't have time to clean up in-between women!

Man I didn't get a chance to even clean up after I got laid by Amanda and I let victoria suck off the spoiled vegetables that's all their getting from the Experience!

by Carrboy Experience September 3, 2023