Darth Vader

Biggest Gangsta/pimp in the galactic ghetto.

Darth Vader: Where is my Money!
Galactic Hoe: I don't Know (Lightsaber ignites)
Galactic Hoe: AHHHHHHHHHHHH (Slicing continues)

by Favnila February 1, 2009

valdea

(1) A name given to the world's most hated douche bag. Relatively, the name is used as a last name. A man who thinks he is powerful will use this last name without knowing the true meaning. (2) The man that 'valdea' applies to also refers to a man who is on a constant PMS. (3) A elder man who's balls have not dropped.

"That man is such a valdea."

by v-al-day-uh March 8, 2009

Exxon Valdez poo

When it seems like you've wiped your ass a hundred times and the toilet paper is still covered in poo. Reference to the huge oil spill in Alaska from the ship Exxon Valdez.

I'm taking an Exxon Valdez poo. I just keep wiping and wiping, and it just keeps coming and coming. Oh well, I guess I'll just sit here and let it dry.

by Robert VonAwesome October 10, 2009

Darth Vader

Darth Vader was once Anakin Skyalker, son of Shmi Skywalker, from the planet Tatooine which is excluded from the Empire and is located in the Outer Rim. Qui Gon Jinn's ship had broken and he needed to find parts for cheap. Meeting Anakin in a repair shop as a slave at the age of nine. Qui Gon Jinn had felt the force with him, as he was much smarter and his reflexes were incredibly fast, and the only human who could Pod Race...Anakin had more midi-chlorians than Yoda, which amazed the Jedi Council...Qui Gonn had taken Anakin to the council and they denied him to be trained, due to attatchment to his mother. Qui Gonn had died in battle to Darth Maul, apprentice of Darth Sidious(a.k.a. Emporer Palpatine) and Qui Gonn's last request was for Obi-Wan to train Anakin in the ways of the Jedi. Once again, the council had denied Anakin to be trained, but Obi-Wan did as his master had asked. Anakin had gone through 12 years of training and eventually was turned to the Dark Side of the force, because of his loved one Padme Amidala who was once the Queen of the empire, now the Senator. But before those events, Anakin had visions and nightmares of his mother dying...he couldn't resist these images and went to Tatooine to see her, he eventually finds out she was kidnapped by Tusken Raiders and he was upset and slaughtered an entire camp of them. His mother died later on. He also had images of Padme dying in childbirth, thinking he couldn't lose any more of his loved ones, he searched for power to save her...yet again Darth Sidious had seduced him completely to the dark side when Darth Sidious had executed Mace Windu...giving Anakin the new name of Darth Vader...later Order 66 was given to all clones, the clones turned against the jedi and abandoned there orders to kill all jedi and armies....Anakin was also upset because he had gotten on the council, but not appointed the rank of master. Later Anakin fought Obi-Wan on the firey world of Mustafar...Obi-Wan had defeated Anakin and Anakin was severely burned after Obi-Wan had chopped off most of Anakins limbs, a new dark, scary suit was made for Darth Vader, and Vader undergoed the training of Darth Sidious...later his son Luke Skywalker had found out Darth Vader was his father, and Luke, the last Jedi had fought Vader and cut off his right hand, and Darth Sidious was electricuting Luke, not bearing the sight of his only son being tortured..Darth Vader with the little strength he had left threw him down the shaft...Darth Vader was now Anakin Skywalker again after 25 years..turning to the lightside of the force he had turned into a jedi spirit ghost and was re-united with Yoda and Obi-wan. A celebration at the end on the planet of Endor was taken place

"Your lack of faith...is disturbing."-Darth Vader

by FenixSX February 17, 2006

Kimberly Valdez

someone who likes to eiffel tower and double penetrate on a daily basis.

Person: Have you heard of Kimberly Valdez?
Me: omg yes but don't say her name out loud she'll double penetrate you.

by alienbitch July 13, 2014

Dirty Juan Valdez

When an individual wipes his ass with a cofee filter, brews a pot of fecal java and pours the brew over his woman as he slams the warhead into her. Inspired by the infamous Hot Carland Dirty Sanchez and similar to theGolden Shower.

Mr. Ken's girl was tired of getting Hot Carl'd so he surprized her on her birthday with a Dirty Juan Valdez!

by Dr. Switch October 24, 2004

Crank that Darth Vader

Having sex with a woman, and after you ejaculate on her face you proceed to tell her you are her father.

Girl: What the French Toast I told you to finish in the sheets!

Guy: Bitch I am your father, bout to Crank that Darth Vader!

by Satchmosis March 16, 2008