The most basic girl you will ever meet. Vsco girls are often seen wearing long shirts and short shorts that look from afar like they have no pants on. The wear birkenstocks and crocs and are mostly seen with a scrunchie on in a high bun or pony tail. They will ALWAYS have a hydroflask and a Kanken(am I right?) backback
They will say things like "An I oop sksksksk (ss-k)" or "Oops I dropped my hydroflask" when they drop their hydroflask which they do on purpose but, seek attention. They will often be found sleeping on they're trampoline. Oh and I can't forget...."Save the turtles sksksk I THAT A PLASTIC STRAW!?!"
They will say things like "An I oop sksksksk (ss-k)" or "Oops I dropped my hydroflask" when they drop their hydroflask which they do on purpose but, seek attention. They will often be found sleeping on they're trampoline. Oh and I can't forget...."Save the turtles sksksk I THAT A PLASTIC STRAW!?!"
"I saw here wearing a scrunchie! She is such a VSCO Girl!!"
"You know that VSCO Girl? She got sent home because it looked like she had underwear on!"
"You know that VSCO Girl? She got sent home because it looked like she had underwear on!"
by I swear to brendon urie October 15, 2019

The dumb tiktok girls who wear scrunchies, puka shells and oversized shirts. And are especially clingy and annoying. Stay away from them.
by Taco toe September 7, 2019

those basic bitches, mostly freshman, who claim their messy buns are effortless, with an additional four scrunchies on their wrists with no intention of putting them in their hair, tube tops, shell necklaces, birkenstocks, and, of course, and oversized hydro flask because #stayhydrated. Can be identified as well from hearing constant “and i oops” and “skskskskssksksk”
by truthhurtslol August 17, 2019

A group of girls who have become somewhat famous in 2019 through Tik Tok.
They wear scrunchies, shell necklaces, anklets, friendship bracelets and carry hydroflasks.
Oh and don’t forget the metal straw to save the turtles and the crocs or Birkenstocks.
They often say “and I oop” and say “sksksksksksksks” instead of laughing normally
They wear scrunchies, shell necklaces, anklets, friendship bracelets and carry hydroflasks.
Oh and don’t forget the metal straw to save the turtles and the crocs or Birkenstocks.
They often say “and I oop” and say “sksksksksksksks” instead of laughing normally
“Look there’s Abbie and Hannah, the vsco girls.She always wears that she’ll necklace and has at least 3 scrunchies on her wrist”
by Savethetutlesandioop September 1, 2019

A STUPID BITCH WHO PISSES PEOPLE OFF. vsco girls will usually have all of the following:
•hydroflask
•shell choker
•scrunchies
•a bad attitude
And will constantly say sksksks and I oop-
WARNING: do not approach a vsco girl, they have mind powers and will turn you into one
•hydroflask
•shell choker
•scrunchies
•a bad attitude
And will constantly say sksksks and I oop-
WARNING: do not approach a vsco girl, they have mind powers and will turn you into one
Vsco girl: omg Veronica is that a new scrunching?! Sksksksks
Veronica: yes, sksksks
Vsco girl: and I oop-
Veronica: yes, sksksks
Vsco girl: and I oop-
by Fried pasta on a Sunday night August 21, 2019

A strange sub-species of humans, predominantly female. Almost always found wearing a puka shell necklace, multiple scrunchies, a tube top, and shoes like crocs, vans, or Birkenstocks. Wild vsco girls will almost always be caught carrying a hydroflask. If you were to witness a vsco girl drop a hydroflask, you would notice the strange call of distress you would hear; and I oop-. If you hear this, beware, because this call almost always attracts more vsco girls. However, the most dangerous aspect of this odd species is their unique and headache-inducing mating call. If you are approached by a vsco girl who proceeds to vocalize this: sksksksksksksksksksksksksk
My best advice for you is to run.
I also do not recommend attempting to tame said vsco girl, as this will surely result in death or serious injury. Vsco girls are pack animals, so you will likely spot them in large groups. Be respectful of groups of vsco girls, and do not attempt to hunt them. Scientists predict that vsco girls will become an endangered species by June 2020.
My best advice for you is to run.
I also do not recommend attempting to tame said vsco girl, as this will surely result in death or serious injury. Vsco girls are pack animals, so you will likely spot them in large groups. Be respectful of groups of vsco girls, and do not attempt to hunt them. Scientists predict that vsco girls will become an endangered species by June 2020.
Girl: yesterday Zoe dropped her hydro flask and said and I oop-
Girl 2- oh my gosh she's a vsco girl, be careful around her
Girl 2- oh my gosh she's a vsco girl, be careful around her
by Superbasicwhitegirl September 22, 2019

by Boo____ November 5, 2019
