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Toilet Vodka

A half to quarter filled bottle of what appears to be Vodka that was found in a random toilet cubicle. You can't verify its contents 100%, but from the distinct smell of methylated spirits that eminates from the bottle, you feel that the odds may be in your favour, thus deeming the bottle more safe than risky to drink.
Me: "I can't believe I drank the Toilet Vodka last night..."

Friend: "Yeah mate, I was meaning to talk to you about that... You really should get tested for hepatitis."
by RySuki January 12, 2019
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vodka downs

Vodka downs is what you get when you drink too much vodka. The effect of the vodka will make you act like you have downs syndrome. You will have problems speaking properly, standing up w/o help from friends, get swollen and red eyes and you'll feel sleepy. Basically, you're drunk as fuck.

This applies to every alcohol. If you're drunk as fuck on beer, it'll be beer downs.
Simon: Did you get vodka downs yesterday?

Philip: Hell yeah motherfucker, I fell asleep in my own puke in the bathroom, woke up at 3 a.m. and tried to get my mom to pick me up but I couldn't pronounce the address correctly, so I fell asleep again and went home next morning.
by jonathan0913 January 13, 2020
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Vodka Smack

The dirty slap given by a vodka driven russian.
Babushka... Vodka Smack that motherfuckin whore!
by NinjaaK March 14, 2011
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Sudden Vodka

Man, that sudden vodka was really nerve racking!
by Mikayla Rin July 8, 2019
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Vodka Sraczka

A specific Diarrhea cause by drinking a lot of vodka.
"Oh man I guess I drink a lot of Vodka last night because I have Vodka Sraczka this morning."
by Golonka lover June 6, 2018
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vodka cruisers

A drink popular in New Zeland. Cruisers are often drunk by teenage girls. Crusaders should be reserved for females as they taste like a fizzy drink but for pussies. Cruisers are sometimes drunk by teenage boys who believe they are “too cool” for beer but in reality they can’t drink anything but fizzy drinks. These boys who drink cruisers are normally absolute pussies.
Person 1: Did you hear Jeremy drinks vodka cruisers!
Person 2: What a bitch he can’t even stomach beer so he has to drink lollie water!
by Cunt6996 July 11, 2021
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vodka rocks

a slang term used to describe a smokin hot girl at a saloon or tavern.
Hey..Vodka Rocks, what'ya say you and me get nipple to nipple?
by captain poopypants November 19, 2004
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