Poison Veins

a disease for when it kinda feels like your veins are made out of poison

Did you hear that Meaghan had poison veins?

by Meban0_0 May 5, 2022

blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.

"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."

by Leper Khan November 15, 2017

Blue vein flute

Term used for erect penis, similar to skin flute but with large visible blue veins.

Man, Jim's blue vein flute was really throbbing last night

by mrh@nky May 8, 2017

vein definition

Having really defined veins

Wow! you have very defined forearm veins! they're sexy ;). i love a guy with vein definition!

by Doomscythe June 30, 2014

Blue Vein Melody

Male masturbation :

To have a Wank - a Toss - to Jerk Off - Do the Five Knuckle Shuffle - Bashing the Bishop, etc.

To round off the evening, my woman played the Blue Vein Melody on my old chap!

by Boocher October 23, 2010

purple veined yogurt thrower

Another name for the penis.

She took a hefty load from my purple veined yogurt thrower.

by Uncle Miltie September 25, 2013

Blue Vein Cheese

The dick cheese found by the giver of a hand or blow job

on a man's erect penis immediately before the act is performed

Most commonly found on uncircumcised penis'

Example 1:Steve, *realising Bob has found his blue vein cheese* :Oh shit... im just gonna wash of the blue vein cheese if thats ok with you

Bob: No no, leave it. I like a little frosting on top..

Example 2: Linda: OMG! I aint touchin you unless you wash off that Blue Vein Cheese!

Greg: Oh...Alright..

by Quack-Mac August 23, 2010