The region of a man’s penis that is visible when his pants or underwear is lower than normal. Usually upper dickage is purposeful to induce arousal of the viewer.
The Republican Lieutenant Governor was liking the Instagram post of a young twink-boy showing a lil’ bit of upper dickage.
by Andyroo22 March 15, 2023
A variety of the Power Muff, the Upper Puff is a woman’s bush that rises up toward the naval. Its fullness is concentrated above the genitalia, while the labia majora, taint, anus and bottom are more exposed (relatively speaking). It is the easiest muff to cover in a swimsuit, particularly a one-piece. Its connoisseurs appreciate pubic hair, yet enjoy the fact that it does not completely cover the erogenous zones of the vagina, taint and anus. It is also less likely to be subjected to becoming matted due to intercourse, vaginal fluid, spunk sprays and poor hygiene than muffs of the Powder Room or Gorilla class.
by Bebebox December 30, 2011
by Cristian Pavel October 15, 2007
A person who looks a complete mess most of the time but when it comes time for a party/ formal event etc. they turn up looking really hot.
"Dude Ryan looks good. He's shaved and put contacts in and everything."
"Yeah, he's a real doer-upper"
"Wow... is that Kate? Man she is a major doer-upper!"
"Yeah, he's a real doer-upper"
"Wow... is that Kate? Man she is a major doer-upper!"
by TheHastieLanyon June 04, 2014
by Ann_Archy September 13, 2018
by Halfmoonsports November 27, 2013
Persons in leadership/management positions who have absolutely no business being there, whose decisions and policies are detrimental to the success of the company’s business/endeavors.
We used to love our jobs here, until the current Upper Fuckery increased our workload with no incentives or raises.
by PunkleBingo August 05, 2022