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Unicorn

A woman that sleeps with couples. Common term used among those practicing poloyamery.
My husband and I are looking for a unicorn to play with.
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Unicorn

“I got a lot of unicorn invites at Chad’s party
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unicorn

When a guy has an erection, he places his two balls on the girl's eyelids, which makes her have his dick as a unicorn on her forehead.
by ashley June 16, 2003
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Unicorning

To put up a shelf and, upon relative completion, have parts of the shelf remaining, whereupon they are put in to a jar. Over time the jar becomes the repository for remaining shelf bits.
Barry: "Why do you have a jar full of screws and stuff?"
Henrietta: "Unicorning"
Barry: "Oh right, yeah, I've got a unicorning jar myself"
Henrietta: "All your jar are belong to us"
Barry: *Haggard gasping for breath"

Eric swung the gossamer blade in a vicious arc, severing the bonds binding them. The unicorning was almost complete, time seeped away, tendrils of acrid smoke rose from the tower. The dread lord Peter had been unicorning for years, and had perfected his unicorning to an art.
by A Nighthawks Odd Term June 8, 2012
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Unicorn

A man with his dick chopped off and stapled/sewn/taped/glued to his forehead.
If I ever see him whip it out and wave it around again, I'm gonna chop that thing off and make him into a unicorn.
by mandythewombat October 22, 2015
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Unicorn

Related to armadillos and rhinos, unicorns are a usually white horse-resembling creature with rainbow hair and a pink and purple horn. Have been mistaken to narwhals, but narwhals are actually unihippocampi. Not related to horses or pegasi, as they do not exist. A unicorn is quite real and one dies everytime someone breaks a promise, tells a lie, or has an awkward silence. Unicorns also have the power to grant you wishes.
*Awkward silence*
"A UNICORN DIED!!"
by summersunshine.dabeep February 15, 2015
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Unicorn

The word unicorn is a way to say I'M A UNICORN, it's a way to say I'm happy ya'll and also a way to say that you love the song pink fluffy unicorn here are some way to hashtag unicorn....#Unicorn #unicornpower #unicornarethebesta. Here are 4 other thing unicorn means, 1.that girl is a unicorn, that means she/he is always happy popular and eCT
2.I'm a unicorn, means you adore unicorns more then you love wifi,your mom,your dad even starnger things. 3.🎵pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbow🎵 if you sing this you are retarded, last but not least number 4.why you not a unicorn? That question always to be awnser or else but if you don't know how to awnser here is a way: because I'm allergic to unicorns,
I am but it doesn't show

That was what unicorn means
Example : why you not a unicorn bruh like why
by Brianna unicorn June 1, 2018
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