A small village in the south of the UK where it is a daily custom for men to slap dicks in the town square until thou shalt look upon the upper Dicker whom remains once all other dicks have fallen flacid. No homo.
*in local pub* pal. Yesterday came home, had to leave my wife. Guy in pub: what for pal? Only found her in bed with the upper Dicker. I cant compete with that level of virility.
by The brickyard beaver June 1, 2019
Get the Upper Dickermug. In contrary to popular belief, there is a next level to a “one (1) upper”. With no affiliation between the soda beverage, a seven (7) upper is someone who not only responds to someone else’s experience with one of their own. But then morphs the story into seven times more of a likely fabricated event of their own. With the sole purpose to establish that there ego matches the mass of their bullshit, taking away any evidence of the original persons shared event.
Example:
Person A: I enjoy my vacation by the beach.
Person B aKa 7Upper: oh yeah, at one time I was vacationing off the coast of New Zealand, and there was this boat full of tourist, and we watch the boat as it sank due to hitting too close to shore, and likely rocks. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw one person, screaming for help waving their hands, so I jumped into the ocean to try to save them. The closer I swam to them, I realized there was more than one person. After fighting off the hammerhead sharks I saved the lives of 7 women, 3 babies, and 1 beagle who was pregnant with puppies, by putting them all on my back and swimming to shore.
Example:
Person A: I enjoy my vacation by the beach.
Person B aKa 7Upper: oh yeah, at one time I was vacationing off the coast of New Zealand, and there was this boat full of tourist, and we watch the boat as it sank due to hitting too close to shore, and likely rocks. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw one person, screaming for help waving their hands, so I jumped into the ocean to try to save them. The closer I swam to them, I realized there was more than one person. After fighting off the hammerhead sharks I saved the lives of 7 women, 3 babies, and 1 beagle who was pregnant with puppies, by putting them all on my back and swimming to shore.
That Seven-Upper always has to have a better story than everyone, what a twatwaffle, always trying to one up.
by ……. Elizabeth May 28, 2023
Get the Seven-Uppermug. In contrary to popular belief, there is a next level to a “one (1) upper”. With no affiliation between the soda beverage, a seven (7) upper is someone who not only responds to someone else’s experience with one of their own. But then morphs the story into seven times more of a likely fabricated event of their own. With the sole purpose to establish that there ego matches the mass of their bullshit, taking away any evidence of the original persons shared event.
Example:
Person A: I enjoy my vacation by the beach.
Person B aKa 7Upper: oh yeah, at one time I was vacationing off the coast of New Zealand, and there was this boat full of tourist, and we watch the boat as it sank due to hitting too close to shore, and likely rocks. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw one person, screaming for help waving their hands, so I jumped into the ocean to try to save them. The closer I swam to them, I realized there was more than one person. After fighting off the hammerhead sharks I saved the lives of 7 women, 3 babies, and 1 beagle who was pregnant with puppies, by putting them all on my back and swimming to shore.
Example:
Person A: I enjoy my vacation by the beach.
Person B aKa 7Upper: oh yeah, at one time I was vacationing off the coast of New Zealand, and there was this boat full of tourist, and we watch the boat as it sank due to hitting too close to shore, and likely rocks. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw one person, screaming for help waving their hands, so I jumped into the ocean to try to save them. The closer I swam to them, I realized there was more than one person. After fighting off the hammerhead sharks I saved the lives of 7 women, 3 babies, and 1 beagle who was pregnant with puppies, by putting them all on my back and swimming to shore.
That Seven-Upper always has to have a better story than everyone, what a twatwaffle, always trying to one up.
by ……. Elizabeth May 28, 2023
Get the Seven-Uppermug. A person who looks a complete mess most of the time but when it comes time for a party/ formal event etc. they turn up looking really hot.
"Dude Ryan looks good. He's shaved and put contacts in and everything."
"Yeah, he's a real doer-upper"
"Wow... is that Kate? Man she is a major doer-upper!"
"Yeah, he's a real doer-upper"
"Wow... is that Kate? Man she is a major doer-upper!"
by TheHastieLanyon June 4, 2014
Get the Doer-Uppermug. A variety of the Power Muff, the Upper Puff is a woman’s bush that rises up toward the naval. Its fullness is concentrated above the genitalia, while the labia majora, taint, anus and bottom are more exposed (relatively speaking). It is the easiest muff to cover in a swimsuit, particularly a one-piece. Its connoisseurs appreciate pubic hair, yet enjoy the fact that it does not completely cover the erogenous zones of the vagina, taint and anus. It is also less likely to be subjected to becoming matted due to intercourse, vaginal fluid, spunk sprays and poor hygiene than muffs of the Powder Room or Gorilla class.
by Bebebox January 1, 2012
Get the Upper Puffmug. The Upper Deck is what happens when one lifts the lid off of the top of a toilet and proceeds to defecate directly into the tank
by Gobbledeeznuttz April 25, 2022
Get the Upper Deckmug. by Halfmoonsports November 27, 2013
Get the upper dumpkinmug.