Georgetown University

The oldest Catholic and Jesuit institution of higher learning in the United States, Georgetown University enjoys a powerful reputation as the world's most prestigious Catholic University. Founded in 1789 by John Carroll, first Catholic bishop of the U.S., Georgetown is renowned for its excellent faculty, incredible student body, and perfect location. Georgetown's most famous undergraduate school, the Edmund A. Walsh School of Foreign Service, is known as the global leader in the study of international affairs. Heads of State, including the likes of President William Clinton, have passed through the halls of this most august institution. Georgetown University continues to lead the world in the study of international and political affairs with the Jesuit tradition for critical thinking and unsurpassing academic excellence.

I attend Georgetown University because I want to influence world events.

by Hoya Saxa February 16, 2005

Rice University

The REAL Harvard of the South. A highly competitive university where people go to have fun, eat cookies, and stay up late. Rumor has it that they also go to classes. Not only is it great in the departments of science and liberal arts, Rice University's music school and architecture school are among the top in the nation.

I wish I could get into Rice University.

by wondermaker October 7, 2004

Down Universally

Down Universally is the ultimate version of being down bad. Being down universally is so low that it should only ever be used once in human lifetime. To say someone is down universally means that there is not one living being in this reality that the person in question wouldn't pursue. Being down universally is so indescribable that those who have reached such heights likely never lived to tell the story to others.

It is a category 4 of being down bad, not to be mistaken with category 2 down horrendous, and category 3 down cataclysmic

"What happened to John? I haven't seen him since Freshman year of college."
"That's right. He was erased from existence because he was down universally during the winter formal."
"Wait... who were we talking about?"
"Honestly I don't even remember."

by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021

Rizzlers University

A school for people that got immense rizz

You: I heard Jayquarius got accepted into rizzlers university

Someone: yeah his rizz is immaculate

by Jaytariousvonquavion Jr. December 6, 2022

Universe flipping

The act of consuming LSD MDMA Magic Mushrooms and Ketamine at the same time

"Holy fuck dude, that guys out of his mind"
"I know he's universe flipping"

by Zephyr13 February 6, 2019

Parallel Universe

A mechanic in the 1996 Nintendo 64 game, Super Mario 64. Because of how the game processes Mario's position, it is possible to be really far from the actual level while still able to interact with the floors and walls, as if another copy of the floors and walls were there, hence the name "parallel universe". It was made popular by TASer pannenkoek2012 in his YouTube video "SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A Presses (Commentated)", in which he abused this mechanic to obtain a star while keeping the jump button held the whole time.

... But to answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes. --pannenkoek2012

by User670 March 21, 2018

Northwood University

A small business university in Michigan full of frat bros whose dads own car dealerships.

Oh, his dad owns a car dealership he must go to Northwood University.

by Timby March 30, 2021