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United Kingdom 

A country in western Europe, which boasts the largest population of domesticated homo sapiens in the world.
"This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror."
- William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "King John", Act 5 scene 7
United Kingdom by JM December 16, 2004

United States 

A country of freedom...and stuff...and...Okay *laughs*

Let me put it strait for you. Were not the worst country in the world...sort of...

Sure we have a pretty curropt gorvernment but lets be honest, who the hell doesn't?

Yeah we think europe is a country...stupidly often...

Wait is it a country? *looks in "Our Dumb World" Atlas* Okay it is confirmed to me it is NOT a country.

Sure we have a more extremist religion ideology than Rome ever will but hey it's...just an idea right? What's the harm of... an... ide-

ANYWAY! HEY! We were founded on freedom! Even though...pretty much all of the countries in Europe have it too. Including Japan...Canada...and a few.. others. But! We were first! I think. Even though blacks were slaves and women were... Nevermind.

Okay fine were pretty bad... and stupid... and hypocritical... and taking credit where it isn't due...

But lets be honest were better than places like Africa and the middle east.

Even though it's stupid to compare them becuase they're both massively different...

You know what? Fuck you, I'm out of here!

Dot.
Dot.
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Here's you god damn example!

FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GETTIN DOWN ON FIRDAY!

Good now your ears are bleeding.

Oh and the word United States becuase Urban Dictionary said so!

Assholes...

United States 

1: Largest economy in the world.
2: Has a retarded President.
3: Home to some of the wealthiest people in the world.
4: New York City actually sucks ass.
5: Has 270 million people.
6: REAL diverse.
7: Has every climate type in the world besides some other cold polar shit that no one cares about.
8: About 50% of the people in the U.S. are overweight or obese.
9: I'm not.
10: The other 50% are hot dirty bastards.
11: Capital is Washington D.C.
12: California is in the US!
13: So are some other 49 states..
14: Uses Democracy
15: South Park, Colorado
16: And a whole lot of other shit.

I live in America and I'm not a redneck, fat, racist, uneducated, and certainly not a Republican.

I also smoke marijuana.
The United States was founded in 1776.
United States by foam August 23, 2006

united states of arousal 

what you would call the stages of arousal that happen between two people at the same time, hence the word united.
the presidents of the united states of arousal

we gazed into each other's eyes and could feel each other's united state of arousal.

united parcel service

The worst shipping company in the world if you thought that USPS was bad think again!
I used the United Parcel Service ground for cross country shipping the contents arrived broken

United Vibe 

United Vibe is a band including Jack Tisdall, Jon Guelas, Blaise Duncan, Elliot Horne and Kieran Harrison. They've been made at the X Factor in 2018.
Omg have you seen the new performance by United Vibe? They've been amazing!
United Vibe by Loueeeeeeeeh November 1, 2018