Underwear slushy

When someone says or does something that results in excretion of sexual liquid downstairs ;)

I got an underwear slushy this morning when I walked in on my mom changing.

by Jeremy Renner January 29, 2022

white underwear

When a female has just gotten off her period and wants to look cute.

I just got off my period, look at this cute pair white underwear.

by Ann Onomous February 22, 2018

Underwear on our head

A symbol for cumming out. You read that correctly, c-u-m-m-i-n-g o-u-t. Beware tho, you may attract an angry Mona and be called homophobic. Mona Lisa may call the police. Bonus points if you wear glasses over the thong on your head. Also, another warning, this may cause extreme orgasms ;)

Hey, have you heard that we're now putting underwear on our heads? Apparently, a side effect of it is getting mobbed by angry Mona Lisas!

How did you cum out to your parents? My friend and I just put underwear on our heads.

S-L-U-T SLUT! LET'S PUT UNDERWEAR ON OUR HEADS!

by chimmyunderwear May 6, 2021

zebra underwear

the stain on the crotch of men and women underwear after being worn all day

i was sorting the dirty laundry and there was a lot of zebra underwear.

by missoeg August 26, 2017

can't police no underwear

When you are dealing with a total clown, uniformed or not.

"Can't police no underwear!" more specifically, "I am going commando!"

Something you say when somebody is acting like they work for the CIA or some/sh"t.

FBI open up?
- what?
We have heard reports of pigeons in your region?
- what?
Sir I need you to open!
- tf you think this is, CSI Miami!?
- "F"CK you coppers, CAN'T POLICE NO UNDERWEAR!"

Your underground boxing clubs in a America are very safe and cute these days.
But who knows, "can't police no underwear!"

by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 7, 2025

turtle underwear

To be wearing underwear that are very disgusting, often having a horrific odor and be very hard like a turtle's shell.

Adrian - Dude, Bonnaroo was really fun, but sleeping in your car wasn't. I'm wearing turtle underwear.

by SooooAnonymous May 1, 2014

underwear aisle

a place in a typical mall that turns children gay. It can be thought as a place that you can call

”Gender Convertion Hall”

(only used in statements)

it all started in the underwear aisle

by forgorrren July 6, 2023